It's going to be a scorcher

Think of me when you're sitting in your office and I'm riding around
topping up my tan.

I love my job ;-)

 

How are you getting on with the ratbike?

 

Great. I love it thanks.

Thanks for reminding me ;-)

Now, I'm late as it is and if I don't want to get sent to Croydon as
punishment, I must go.

 

Thinking about those teeth, you need a slightly off-white, beigey colour on
them - teeth aren't dazzlingly, perfectly white unless you're an american
politician - then some brown stains from previous victims, and /then/ the
red nail varnish. It'll look even more convincing if you put clear lacquer
over each colour.

 

On your arms maybe.

 

It's 30deg C at 0630 here.

 

And only on the tops.

The furthest I went today was Bishops Stortford. Normally when it's
sunny and I get a long run I can turn my arms over.

 

'Kin 'ell. I think it hit 30 once here for a day this summer.

 

Not a day goes by that I'm not grateful that I'm not you.

 

In Kuwait yesterday it was 39 deg C at 2200

 

Last summer, I remember when it hit 37 degs in the middle of the day.

Going to Maidstone was like being blown by a giant hairdryer.

What do you do, go round in an air-conditioned suit or do you just not
go out?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Whinging Courier

Paging Champ...
--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-104" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL)
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Sicko.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Hey, he may not be good, but by Jiminy, he's quick.
--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-104" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL)
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

And, of course, he'll have a really big head...

 

Got over 30 here yesterday - today's looking pretty good too. Been
quite a poor summer overall though, only that sort of temperature for
perhaps 50% of days in the last couple of months...

 

You go out, but everywhere is air-conditioned, so you only get hot
when you're on your way somewhere.