It's better to swallow

From the Guardian

This item comes with a warning. It is legally fascinating and full of
human emotion but not without its distasteful elements. It's about a
new way of becoming a father, US-style. Here it is. Two doctors in
Illinois have oral sex. Afterwards, Dr Sharon Irons, without telling
Dr Richard Phillips, keeps the semen she took in orally and uses it to
get pregnant. Two years later she brings a paternity suit against the
unwitting sap, and wins a court order that he's the father; he now has
to pay $800 a month upkeep for the child. (At least Bill Clinton
escaped that.)


http://www.guardian.co.uk/law/story/0,3605,1432710,00.html

 

Haven't we already done this one?

 

Who's the daddy?

 

c] At $800 a month, it would be cheaper to have them both killed...

Allegedly.

 

<snip>
b] **** 'em up the bum

So that then they get the leaked sperm, inseminate themselves and give
birth to a shithead.

 

"young and cute"? It's been awhile seen you've seen me hasn't it...