Its amazing

An i-Bikeshop.

 

In the Dock?

 

tallbloke wrote

There was a young limerick from deal
who conjured with zest and with zeal
a rhyme here and there
from out of thin air
his purpose was rearranging some steel.

 

There was a young monotreme from Brizzle
Whose Trophy was clean as a whistle
He rode out one day
In a roundabout way
And suddenly became a missile

 

platypus wrote

A fat balding piss head from down west
called aesthete by others in jest
allegedly hugging if fine
to the best racing line
by a volvo was brought to a rest

 

"balding"? You ill-coiffed hippy ****.

 

platypus wrote

Works for me. See, receding didn't scan. I did have the option of
moon-faced but by using balding I made it timeless.

And it should have been "it" not "if" but you missed that.

 

I saw it. I simply wasn't moved to pedantry.

 

And don't forget the skin blemishes due to acne in earlier life

Tony