It's all for our own safety, dear. And it's fairer.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Timo Geusch, Jun 5, 2005.

  1. JackH wrote
    What is unreasonable, the cost or the principle?
     
    steve auvache, Jun 5, 2005
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  2. Timo Geusch

    Muck Guest

    This is true. :)
     
    Muck, Jun 5, 2005
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  3. Timo Geusch

    JackH Guest

    **** it, I'll elaborate... in terms of cost... well, this 'cuntry', is
    driven by transport - they may well end up making concessions to truck
    drivers in terms of fuel duty soon, but physical haulage aside, business
    generally needs people to run it.

    And people need to get to work, one way or another.

    If people can't afford to realistically get to work, then they have to be
    paid more in order to allow a business to still function, especially if you
    happen to be using persons of a rather specialised nature, who can't be
    replaced with a monkey that lives on your premises doorstep.

    Net result is, prices will rise for us *ALL*, to cover the extra cost of a
    business being able to function, unless of course you're proposing we all
    work from home, and become even more lazy and a burden on the health
    service, than we already are.

    That, or we see a nice recession because businesses can no longer afford to
    operate.

    In terms of the alternatives for those who still have to travel to work,
    have you tried using the London Underground at peak times of late?

    I can't say I have on a regular basis, for a fair while, but when I last
    did, it was fucking awful in places; oversubscribed to say the least, and
    not a very pleasant experience - getting a Northbound Northern Line train
    from London Bridge was a mission that involved staff having to herd us plebs
    onto to trains in stages, as it was that oversubscribed, the alternative was
    a mass scrum which would have still left the platform full, as the train set
    off...

    But at least those in London have the luxury of a half decent integrated
    public transport system, unlike most of the rest of the country, at least on
    a local area scale.

    And then there is the principal... do you really want something in your
    vehicle that lets the system know exactly where you are, at any one time?

    As in, no need for plod to stake you out with a speed trap any more - the
    GPS has worked out your average speeds anyway. That, coupled with the
    constant lowering of the speed limit on roads that don't necessarily need
    it, as has been the trend here in Kent in the last few months, and as was
    the case in Surrey the last time I spent any reasonable time there, doesn't
    look that good for us all, especially those who actually enjoy having the
    relative freedom to take our chances on spotting plod before they spot us,
    at the moment, when having a decent hoon.

    People go on about how mobile phones are pretty good at the positioning of
    us all too... the main difference as things stand however, is that you don't
    legally have to provide the details of who happens to be in possession of
    your mobile at any one time, whereas the system is all set up now to stick
    your nuts in a vice for any crimes allegedly committed in a vehicle, even if
    it wasn't you in the driving seat, unless you give evidence to the contrary,
    as in the name of whoever had the motor at the time.

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    JackH

    CBR1000 - Micra 1.3 (K11)

    BOTAFOT #110 D.Bot (University Of Speed) - BOTAFOF #29 - GHPOTHUF #29
     
    JackH, Jun 5, 2005
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  4. Timo Geusch

    JackH Guest

    And of course the point I should have made before... the other principal
    that freedom of the roads shouldn't just be reserved for the rich.

    Merely being loaded doesn't mean the purpose of your journey is any more
    justified than that of a pauper.

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    JackH

    CBR1000 - Micra 1.3 (K11)

    BOTAFOT #110 D.Bot (University Of Speed) - BOTAFOF #29 - GHPOTHUF #29
     
    JackH, Jun 5, 2005
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  5. You & me both. Something more pokey to give the bikes some extra zip.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jun 5, 2005
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  6. Timo Geusch

    Lady Nina Guest

    Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
     
    Lady Nina, Jun 5, 2005
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  7. Timo Geusch

    frag Guest

    Timo Geusch scribbled:
    Small 12V battery, connect to supply, ditto with GPS aerial, move black
    box to corner of garage, drive where you want for **** all.
     
    frag, Jun 5, 2005
    #47
  8. Timo Geusch

    frag Guest

    Rope scribbled:
    Whats the amount of traffic got to do with anything if we're going to
    be charged by the mile?

    If they move tax from petrol to distance it'll work out *cheaper* in
    heavy traffic, because all modes of transport get shit MPG sitting in
    traffic jams, and that shit MPG will cost you 50% less, and the
    distance charge won't increase, cause you're not moving.
     
    frag, Jun 5, 2005
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  9. Timo Geusch

    Lozzo Guest

    frag says...
    ......until the sneaky bastards with ANPR cameras get you on film 200
    miles away.
     
    Lozzo, Jun 5, 2005
    #49
  10. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, frag
    Be caught by newly appointed Highway Patrol, made to kneel at side of
    road, and get neck-shot "Pour encourager les autres".

    It's for your own good, and the sake of the environment.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jun 5, 2005
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  11. Timo Geusch

    frag Guest

    sweller scribbled:
    Another fuel blockade. Lasting a few months. The only way to make the
    fuckers realise they can't just keep on increasing all the taxes all
    the time.

    Start stocking up on red diesel now
     
    frag, Jun 5, 2005
    #51
  12. Timo Geusch

    raden Guest

    I thought it was platypus who had bills ...

    .... waddles off
     
    raden, Jun 5, 2005
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  13. Timo Geusch

    raden Guest

    Elephant grass seems to be the flavour of the month
     
    raden, Jun 5, 2005
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  14. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, frag
    Ah but they can, they're an elected government, see?

    And if any **** wants to blockade a fuel depot, I'm all in favour of a
    very simple solution.

    You just turn up with the vehicle inspectors and climb all over the
    first vehicle in line. Then you nick the owner / operator for
    *everything* that's wrong. Experience suggests there will be plenty to
    find.

    Then you do the same to number two. And number three.

    When you turn to number four, it's not there anymore.

    Simple.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jun 5, 2005
    #54
  15. Timo Geusch

    JackH Guest

    Yes, the bike will run *lovely* on that.

    --
    JackH

    CBR1000 - Micra 1.3 (K11)

    BOTAFOT #110 D.Bot (University Of Speed) - BOTAFOF #29 - GHPOTHUF #29
     
    JackH, Jun 5, 2005
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  16. Timo Geusch

    frag Guest

    Lady Nina scribbled:
    Easily. My brain can think about hypothetical situations, and how you
    spell it, but they don't really exist, ergo can't be "in" the world.
     
    frag, Jun 6, 2005
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  17. Timo Geusch

    frag Guest

    Lozzo scribbled:
    But with the GPS systems all the traf pol would be made to enforce dog
    licenses and the traf cams torn down. They'd come to rely on the black
    boxes completely, decide that since I wasn't ever going anywhere they
    could convert my petrol ration vouchers to Dominos Pizza ones and I'd
    have to build my own methane farm to convert the pizzas into natural
    gas to power the car...
     
    frag, Jun 6, 2005
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  18. Timo Geusch

    frag Guest

    Wicked Uncle Nigel scribbled:
    Is that a French euphanism for blow job?
    Only if I didn't swallow.
     
    frag, Jun 6, 2005
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  19. Timo Geusch

    frag Guest

    frag scribbled:
    Before I read the reply calling me a TC, I've actually read wot the URL
    posted to and summarily slapped my own head, so there's no need, please?
     
    frag, Jun 6, 2005
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  20. Timo Geusch

    frag Guest

    Wicked Uncle Nigel scribbled:
    I didn't bloody elect the bunch of wankers.

    I think we should divide the cuntry up into left wankers, right
    wankers, and other wankers.
    get beaten up by masked, very angry pissed off truckers.

    Just *don't* think it wouldn't happen, I know what that lot are capable
    of having worked with loads of em for a couple of years and seen lots
    of fun.
     
    frag, Jun 6, 2005
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