Its a mercy killing really

**** you, John. **** you very much.

Oops.

 

Oh pish tosh. There's really no need to leave attributions in for
these lightweight little threads of banter. I leave in an attrib for
the chap I'm replying too - any posts above that are for context, and
attribs aren't really necessary for them.

Careful, now, or someone will call you a net-cop or <gasp> a
moderator...

 

only if you want to be as cool as Bear.

 

Pip wrote

I came up with and Ursinity Level yesterday, perhaps that could be used?

 

Were you frogging as mudfart earlier then?

 

I missed the thread where Des unsubscribed. How far did his rattle go?

--
Malc
C90, CG125, Z250
Of all the things I have lost, it's my mind I miss the most

get me out of my tree to reply

 

It was more a time and coursework/exams v ukrm, coursework won. Not
really a huffy. Can't find it with google, but I haven't really looked.

 

Ursinity level sounds a bit gash. How about Bear Factor?

Bear Factor 0: Simple exaggeration
Bear Factor 1: Mild exaggeration, brief allusion to secret knowledge of
JP's whereabouts
....
Bear Factor 6: Brief huff, long-winded story involving stoppies, wheelies
JP's whereabouts and saving the planet earth from Mafia
....
Bear Factor 9: <unsubscribes>

 

Bear factor 11: Here we have a creature who was perfectly fit for the
purposes of Satan, the beautiful and willful angel who had sought to
dethrone the Almighty Creator God. Satan, who, having been brought into
being during the first creation and who had fallen from grace himself,
sought to orchestrate the ruin of another of God's creatures created in
*and* a sparkly knee down.

 

Bear Factor 12: Des

 

You're giving Des more credit than he deserves.

 

*chokes on own *snort**

 

Bear? Is that you?

 

"it's people like me who spoil it for everyone"

 

4 words that sucessfully offend both parties. Well done.

 

<bows>

 

;-)

Ginge! How the hell are you Sir? As witless as ever?

 

I was absolutely fine until your presence repulsed me.

 

"Vince: more repulsive than Ginge".

 

Noted.