Its a mercy killing really

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/3246849.stm

 

On Thu, 6 Nov 2003 15:36:39 -0000, "flashgorman"

[fuckall except a url]

Look, ****. What are you doing here? You post a url and nothing else
- not a clue, nary a hint. Several regulars here read the ng offline,
which means to follow the url they'd have to fire up their connection
and go and look for it - and without you giving them a clue they don't
know if they want to or not, do they?

Not only that, but it is neither on-topic nor funny. If you would like
to justify your position on this, please feel free to attempt to do
so.

 

someone needs >>>hugz<<<

 

I see what you mean. What *was* i thinking. A worse case scenario would be
someone going to the bbc site and then deciding the story wasn't worth
reading in the first place. Nightmare.


[1] Actually, thinking about it, an even worse case scenario would be being
some sort of stroppy bearded type who was so maddened at their valuable time
being wasted (and the time of other people) that they fired up an abusive
post and spent the rest of the day in a huff.


ps. {{{{{{ pip }}}}}}

 

you forgot the thinly-veiled threat.

 

Awww.

 

If I'm ever in the position to harm you physically, I shall on Andrew's
behalf.

 

come and have a go it you think you're hard enough.

 

<fx: Brave Sir Robin>

 

"Worst" is the word for which you are aimlessly groping.

And if you can do worse, then by definition your first scenario cannot
be worst. If you think that was abusive then you haven't been around
much. Your post was just one sad little example of why it is easier
to find entertainment elsewhere, so I thought I would bring it to your
attention.

Heh. darsy beat you to it.

 

You forgot the threat, Your Holiness-elect.

 

Pipped at the post?

 

*thanks* for the correction

*Thanks* again. You are really a most public spirited chap.

Have you considered moving to Manchester at all?

 

[much snippage]

That's OK. I'll keep you updated.

Why, should I?

 

Yes, damnit.

Worthy of consideration, but hardly descriptive of the full range of
Bearness, really. I see where you're going, though.

 

Is the threat compulsory now? Shit, but it's getting so full of rules
around here

 

"People from Manchester have the lowest life expectancy in England and
Wales"

but

"Rural areas like the New Forest, North Dorset and South
Cambridgeshire all have high life expectancies"

So if I was born in Manchester but live in South Cambs, how old will I
be when I die, what is my favourite colour, and what am I having for
dinner tonight?

Answers in the back of a postcard, pls.

 

More de rigeur, really. As are attributions ...

 

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69?