IT

It's shit.

You sad, deluded fag fucking gay boys. You *know I'm right.

 

absolutely.

The money's not half bad, mind.

 

Whinging Courier says...

Of course its shit. If it wasn't what would we do all day.

 

No heavy lifting either.

 

darsy fumbled, fiddled and fingered:

Porn access is good too


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Depends if you have to work with anything bigger than a PC.

 

tech-support and server-monkeys aren't /real/ IT.

You're not in real IT until the heaviest thing you have to lift is
turning the page on a flip-chart.

 

Flip-charts? What, with stuff written on them with pens?

How quaint.

 

Or have minions to do the lifting stuff for you

Phil

 

I know.

I have a recording whiteboard on order, mind. There is, however a weird
resistance here to ordering things that no-one has ordered before.
Still, it only took 10 months for the iBook to turn up.

 

I've spend many hours reading AXE documentation thanks... not something
I'd care to repeat.... ever. heh..

 

I had a good feeling in a meeting today, possibly for the first time
ever.

Asking what I thought was a naive question[1], seeing as how I'm new
to the project, and a touch peripheral, I got the response of:

"Eh? What? Really? Oh, ****!", which was nice.

Go live in four weeks, people.

These screens have all been "tested", of course.

[1] "Into which field does one input the transaction currency code? I
can't recognise it on any of the screens?"

 

<chortle>

I enjoy asking questions like that. Our lovely IT people are busy
hatching a plot to transfer a whole pile of work from them to us [1] by
giving us a nice "workflow" feature. They sent their nice innocuous
document out for comment - none of the people they sent it to detected
the subtle shift of responsibilities or the other possibilities for
perverse behaviours. I therefore felt duty bound to "comment" on the
document - the IM people would now like a meeting to discuss my
"concerns". Hah!

[1] I did a complete hatchet job on their official funding paper last
Summer. I was not a popular person.

 

Paul Corfield bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along
the lines of:

They obviously haven't learnt how to deal with you, have they?