It must be extremely sunny.

Panda bear, panda bear - please - please

 

I'm a fair weather biker now and proud of it. I've done the
interstellar mileages in all weathers thing and finally exercised some
common sense and now use a car for them.

Bikes are for fun.

 

I saw more than a few of them today when on the way to Brands, then I
had to contend with the cunts on the way back, too.

 

I accidentally stumbled upon a Virago owner's club meet this morning,
they didn't say much even when I called one of them a miserable old
bastard.

The shiney plastic fantastic twats couldn't bring themselves to look
either when I arrived on my perfectly scruffy bike with wires hanging
out and a bin liner for a seat.

Why are sportsbike riders such cunts?

 

Yeah, nothing like a bit of matt black paint for the biker lifestyle
cred.

So it can't be that for fellow bikers to ignore you; perhaps they thought
you were a bit of a tosser?

 

Whinging Courier wrote

Viragos aren't sports bikes dickhead and their owners tend not to do the
shiny plastic bit, except where it is chrome look alike plastic.

 

Yeah, right on Bruv. Pisspots, goggles and scarves, too.

Tosser? Hopefully.

Would you mind rephrasing the first part?

 

I know that, twat. Which is more than you know about punctuation.

Their bikes were very shiny.

 

Whinging Courier wrote

I know **** all about punctuation. Sometimes I know when I do it wrong
as some know-it-all **** will make a point of mentioning it. Mind you
they will never explain what is the right way. Know-it-all cunts tend
to be like that though.

Fair weather riders, so I am not surprised.

 

That's a shame. I try to avoid people like that but when you come on
here it's an occupational hazard.

They were very friendly, too. They all waved at each other and smiled.

 

Not if you're going to tie it to your sissy bar.

 

Yes, and that would never do.

 

It's really cool when you put others down. Can I be in your gang?

 

Well obviously I don't subscribe to the view, hence the following qualifier
that you trimmed, designed to be misread by those that think like that. I
don't look down on Power Rangers, Das, BABs, Harleys, Goldwings, BMWs or any
category. There's plenty of people to dislike for more substantial reasons.

I'm not particularly a fan of any generalisations apart from [1] Des is a
**** and [2] So is Whinging Courier.

 

Is it?

Which gang's that then?

 

Bless. I've got a fan

 

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