It made me smile..........

There have been times when I would have loved to do this:

http://new.edp24.co.uk/

The best picture is on this front page. If it's shifted off of the page
this is the article.

http://new.edp24.co.uk/content/News/story.aspx?brand=EDPOnline&category=N
ews&tBrand=edponline&tCategory=news&itemid=NOED09%20Dec%202004%2022%3A41%
3A33%3A050

After all it was just a Volvo.

 

In

High value ??? For a H - Reg Volvo ... ??? Hmmmm I think not


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Then they would do who did it. His way is more subtle.

 

"Mick Whittingham" said

Ooookay. Am i missing something here?
WTF didn't he just post some ratpoison filled steaks through the door / over
the fence?
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In

Cos he wanted to show off the JCB he'd got on ebay silly ;o)

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http://www.arrivedeprived.org.uk/

K100RS SE
F650
(not forgetting the SK90PY)

 

One of our cats was poisoned that way last year, not as the intended
target. Not a nice way to go. Dunno what they were after, but
indiscriminate poisoning is downright nasty. Smashing someone's car in
wiv a JCB sounds like a bit of a larf by comparison.

 

"flash" said to "Donegal Paul"

Not
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"Steve Parry" said to Donegal Paul

Ah, makes sense
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"Ace" said to "Donegal Paul"

Agreed, maybe something other mode could be employed then. Hmmmmm

Absolutely, but not subtle, which again is fine but the silly **** should
have picked a way to do something he couldn't get caught with.
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Vespa T5 Millenium - intact
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"Magistrates decided not to make an order for compensation because of
a dispute between the two sides about how much should be paid."

"Chairman of the bench Val Attenborough said: "There was high value
damage and that will be dealt with in the civil court.""

Just how much do they think an H-reg Volvo 940 is worth?

 

Every master criminal makes one crucial mistake. Yours was publishing your
plan in plain text on usenet.

 

Our neighbours have similarly annoying dogs - 5 spaniels in a flat in
Camden FFS. I've always fancied going fishing for one of the buggers,
some steak for bait and the strongest line I can find.

As a plan it seems foolproof to me - they only bark when the owners are
out, and I don't need to get into the neighbour's garden for the
kidnapping so it's not tresspassing. Then off to bonnie Scotland in the
boot of the car for release into the wild...

TimP

 

<considers stroking of pussy>

 

Haha. Including location of where I live etc etc, nice one Blofeld.

 

I wouldn't, it's probably been poisoned.

 

Ben says...

Paging Nigel Eaton

 

Much as I detest dogs the fault lies with the owners lack of control,
the dog is only being true to type[1]. Slinging poison over the fence
is also a bit indiscriminate, may take a bit of explaining if the
neighbours brat was killed.

Apparently the most effective 'poison' is something like ex-lax,
doesn't cause permanent damage, won't kill people and with a bit of
luck will have the malodorous hound shitting all over it's owners
house.

[1] turning food into noise & shit

 

Boots Blakeley emerged from their own little world to say

Effective on bullies too. When I was 11 I gave some to an older lad, who
regularly picked on me & my mates, on the morning he was going to the
seaside with his aunt & uncle.

Uncle Pete's decision not to stop the car developed a flaw when Mark shat
himself about 10 mins before they arrived at Porthcawl.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

Heh. Not a whole hell of a lot.

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About £800.
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