It it possible to tear neck muscles...

I had a car like that once. It could be written off just by emptying the
tank.

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I think I might have read this years and years ago - Is it the book where
nearly every chapter contains the sentence "it was at this point that
disaster became inevitable"? The one where the author is trying to pull of
a dry, dispassionate tone, but seems to have an eerily morbid fascination
with the subject?

 

Not sure of the "disaster became inevitable" quote (I haven't a copy to
hand). I think the morbid fascination is /because/ of the dry detached
tone. Given it was written in 1957 ish (updated 1971 IIRC) it has a
certain deadpan humour.

Well, I think its hilarious. TBTGOG...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ginge

Err... How are you with bright lights ATM? Only a stiff neck can (IIRC)
be a symptom of meningitis.

Yeah, here we go: http://www.musa.org/symptoms.htm

Get it checked out, eh?

 

Christ. He must have lungs like a Zeppelin.

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A particularly fascinating book was "Great British Railway Disasters",
published some 20 or 30 years ago. Curl up with a copy of that and a cup
of milky cocoa and you're sorted on a dismal winter's evening.

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Tourniquet.

 

Applied to his todger first?

 

Ok, I'll save it for somebody who might appreciate it.

I got a lift from someone like that. Fair put the shits up me.

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Neck. There's an elegance in directness.

 

The message <>

Apparently, if you have an accident while you're giving it laldy
with the *first* sneeze, it counts as "an act of god" but if it's
a second or subsequent sneeze it counts as "dangerous driving"?

I read that somewhere........perhaps JP will know if it's true?

 

If anyone can, you can.

 

How do they prove that you sneezed more then once?

 

Forensics.

 

How though?

 

Perhaps through the dispersal pattern of the, er, deposits.

 

Well yes, but how do they prove that one was desposited 12m/s before that
one?

(I realise there is absolutely no benefit to knowing this.. perhaps we
should change it to be sneezing in a helmet...?)

 

A stiff neck can also be one of the symptoms of rigor mortis.

http://www.nhs.org/death/symptoms/explained.htm

I'd suggest a second opinion from an undertaker.