It hurt a lot but it felt good.

Does the NHS stratch to flying overseas for an op in a forrin country?



--
Dnc

B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - tagline being developed
V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ VS800 - borked

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

*boggle*

 

That comes as a surprise to me. Mind you, given the mind-boggling
complexity of the yooman body, things like that shouldn't surprise me.

Every day's a schoolday.

 

I've often wondered why one eye is blue and the other one is blue and brown.

 

Ten year waiting list in Cambridge and Bedford.

 

I knew a girl that had one green eye and one blue eye. Pure sex that.
--
Mike

SV650
UKRMMA#22
Skype: muddycat

 

I've got one eye that is 1/4 different colour to the rest of it.
Perhaps there's a thin person hidden inside me?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, BGN

Good night was it?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Yes, Uncle Nigel.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, BGN

<waggles eyebrows>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

You're a VERY naughty man, Uncle Nigel.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, BGN

Pshaw.

I just play one on the Internet.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

<Bungle> Playing can be fun!

 

<considers recent conversations>

Pshaw yourself.

--
Dnc

B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - tagline being developed
V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ VS800 - borked

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

I won't ask who George, Zippy and Jeffrey are if you've taken the part
of Bungle.

 

muddycat says...

You know my ex-wife?

 

Molly_Thai says...

6 month wait for an MRI scan in Bedford too.

 

Not unless she lived in Southern California.
--
Mike

SV650
UKRMMA#22
Skype: muddycat

 

muddycat says...

Formerly South Australia, now in Norfolk apparently, fortunately for
both me and her.

 

Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four.... "
George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"
Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

[We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.]

Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way around. Ooooooh,
I've got it in"

[Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer
and peg kit]

Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself."
Geoffrey (to camera) "Hello everyone, today we are talking about
playing"
Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to
play with?"
George: "Yesterday we played with our balls.
Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?"
Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
Geoffrey (to camera): "Have you seen Bungles twanger?"
Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."
Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument."

[Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle]

Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."
George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"
Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers
couldn't we?"
George: "Let's sing that plucking song."
Bungle: "Rod and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got
two lovely Maracas."

[Singers Rod, Roger and Jane enter.]

Rod: "We could hear you all banging away."
Roger: "Banging can be fun."
Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and
Roger."
Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on
everybody get your instruments out."
Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging
away?"
Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would
you like to play with my maracas?"
Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."
Zippy: "I've got a big red one."
George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to
play with it."
Geoffrey (to viewers): "Well, have you got your twangers out? And
remember, you can bounce your balls at the same time. If you haven't
got any balls, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all
sing the plucking song."
Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck
all day today."
Geoffrey (to viewers): "It's time for us all to go now, but don't
forget to get your twangers out and play with your balls. See you
soon. Bye."