It can't be going well in Cornwall ...

.... the Beeb reckons Miss Ellie's dead.
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I will have a pint of what you are drinking, please.

 

made sense to me. and a quicke search reveals:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4140322.stm


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So I guessed at the right Miss Ellie, but the Cornwall reference is
still whooshing around somewhere.

 

There's a tip-top sekrit ukrm[1] meet in cornwall, thus Ellie<->Elly

[1] at least those who've dropped mewling spawn.

 

Err, aren't you supposed to be there ?

P.

 

Do keep up at the back. He put on a spectacular display of how to slide
on diesel on the way to the ferry.

 

Ferry? To Cornwall?

 

Of course. It runs from Plymouth to Torpoint every 10 minutes. They
gotta keep the English out somehow.

 

From the Netherlands. Where he lives.

 

I did check the headers in his posts for a clue. Honest.

 

hell fire. Too busy posting, not enough reading

I'll go back and have a looky

P.

 

This is internetland - why on earth would one's usenet post headers
indicate where one was physically located?

 

No guarantees of course, but as I could not be arsed to do a full
textual analysis of all of his posts, it seemed like something quick
and easy to check which *might* have been revealing.