It appears I lost my number plate.

Lost mine in Northants a while ago(1) so I stopped in a little shit
with three jam sandwiches in the car park and reported it to them,
their response was "dont worry about it". so copied down there numbers
and rode as fast as I liked till I got a new one made

(1) It was held on with velcro <shuffles feet and wanders off>
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MRO# - cant remember

TDM850 - Gone
GSXR750 - Waaaaaaah, flash flash, bugger, burble burble

 

Whinging Courier wrote

Consider for a moment the view from plods side of the counter. All they
want is a nice juicy murder and a box of donuts for their tea and all
they get through the front door are mouthy fat slags and junkies being
ill.

 

I'm a pillar of the community, me. If I want to report my number plate
missing, they should move the scum to one side and let me in.

 

All done now. I reported it over the phone last night then confirmed it
by going in person in the early hours of this morning. About an hour ago
I got a phone call requesting the crime number I was given so that they
could make it "go live".