Isn't it about time...

There was a national Remove Your Numberplate day?

 

http://cgi6.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&userid=dmc_design

Nah. Just change your name by deed poll to H101 BRN (or whatever)

 

Mebbe T664 NLB ?

 

"I can assure you officer that it was firmly attached when I started my
journey, it must have vibrated loose and fallen off . . . . "

 

"I can assure you M'Lud the motorcyclist's teeth and nose were still firmly
attached when I and my colleague Sgt. Smith escorted him to his cell....."

 

"I believe you, here, have a fixed penalty notice."

 

I thought it was just a rectification notice for this?

 

How about a national Remove Two Other Peoples Numberplates day? Double
the fun.

 

On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 13:35:02 +0000 (UTC), "Andrewr At Work"

Hugely popular given the number of bids on them /

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Triffid

Now *there's* a coinkydense.

I set off to ride over to Wantage this morning. I got to the next
village to mine and though "Bugger, forgot my phone!". I needed it
today, so I turned round and went home.

Set off again, got further this time. I'd just got on the road to Luton,
and was having a muse. I spotted a small plate on a bike, and the
thought process went something like:

"Heh! That's smaller than my comedy plate... The one that... I forgot to
put back on when I refitted the rear wheel..."

Arse. It was too far to go without it, so I turned round *again* (no
small feat on the Blingmobile) and went home to fit the fucking thing.

I was a little late for the seminar[1].

[1] Which was held at Williams F1 conference centre. Which rocked.
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