Is it Friday yet?

((((((((((RING)))))))))

***pick up***

"Hello?"

"Hi, honey, this is Daddy. Is your Mummy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Pete."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Pete,
honey!"

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mummy, right now!"

"Uh, okay then. Here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mummy and Uncle
Pete that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the
phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?" he asks.

"Well, Mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying
down the stairs and now she's all dead."

"Oh my God!! And what about your Uncle Pete?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared
and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must
have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so
he hit the bottom of the pool and now he's all real dead too."

***long pause***

***more pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? Is this 0207-5850216 ..."

 

<VBG>

It's the way you tell them.

 

Nope, it's the way Adam told Eve.....

--
Spete
www.gimmemoney.mine.nu
www.spete.homeip.net

Occasionally, I'll be consistent

 

On Thu, 08 Jul 2004 10:43:30 +0100, Champ wrote:

<SNIP Joke>

Well, I wouldn't say it's older than you are, but it's certainly got m ore
grey hairs.

 

I hadn't heard it before, but there again I've led a sheltered life.

 

You're also not old enough to have seen it before?

 

Heh... Nice one...
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1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

Given that the only two people to have laughed are Molly and Owen, I
fear you may be right. Oh the shame...

 

When non-snippers collide"

 

Don't feel too bad... I'd not read it before, and it made me laugh - which
is all that matters. Thanks mate.

 

Mind you don't hurt your wrist!

 

I blame ... you, Champion. Go and sit in the corner.