Irony overload

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Hog, Apr 12, 2010.

  1. Hog

    Ace Guest

    No. I had a Ram truck one time with the same engine and transmission,
    which was awesome in the Canadian Rockies. I imagined it wouldn't be
    much more stable than that.0
    Sure, I imagine it would, which was why, as I said, I was only
    _almost_ considering one. I was going to test-drive one (the 300c) but
    never got round to it, and clearly it wouldn't really have been
    suitable.

    What I really wanted, of course, was a full-cab Ram truck, but that
    was Vetoed on the grounds that it wouldn't fit in the parking garage
    at our ski flat, or for that matter any other parking space in
    Switzerland or France.

    And fuel would have been an issue as well, of course. The R36 has
    averaged about 9.2 l/100km from new, and is now on about 36000 km. The
    Magnum, despite it having the efficiency saving of switching off half
    the engine on overrun, would most likely have used 50% more than that,
    so... quick sums... oh, not half as much as I expected. Something like
    two grand more in fuel over that period.
    Heh. Boat-like handlilng as well, no doubt.
     
    Ace, Apr 12, 2010
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  2. Hog

    'Hog Guest

    Look just **** off where your are toler^h^h^h^h^**** you already have.

    It's 25.6mpg folks

    That's IMPERIAL gallons BTW
     
    'Hog, Apr 12, 2010
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  3. Hog

    Ace Guest

    No it's not.
    Your arithmetic is weak, old man. It's just under 31mpg Imperial,
    25mpg US.
     
    Ace, Apr 12, 2010
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  4. Hog

    'Hog Guest

    VBG
    I did it in US just to see if anyone would check.
    <warm glow>
    You can still rely on UKRM for detail, pedantry and grammar.
     
    'Hog, Apr 12, 2010
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  5. Hog

    'Hog Guest

    <post updated>
     
    'Hog, Apr 12, 2010
    #25
  6. On 2010-04-12 17:51:20 +0200, Ace <> said:

    Chrysler/Dodge cars
    I suspect the truck might have been more stable. The Magnum was truly horrible.
    Or F150 double cab.
    I see a few of that ilk around here and wonder how the **** they get
    down some of the side roads and where they park - unless they just
    drive them like Americans - ie not give a ****.
    "Just cos you can afford to buy it, doesn't mean you can afford to run
    it..." or something.
    I've been in boats that handled better.
     
    doetnietcomputeren, Apr 12, 2010
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  7. Hog

    malc Guest

    malc, Apr 12, 2010
    #27
  8. They're about the same width as a Tranny and you don't think twice about
    where that'll fit.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Apr 12, 2010
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  9. Hog

    Beav Guest

    I heard today that the Hummer isn't being built anymore and that even the
    Chinese have decided not to import it because of its ability to drink oil
    fields dry. Now coming from China, that's a fucking hell of an indictment.

    --
    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Apr 12, 2010
    #29
  10. If I was driving a Transit around here I'd have to think carefully
    where to park. My A6 Estate can be troublesomely long in some car parks.
     
    doetnietcomputeren, Apr 12, 2010
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  11. Hog

    Ace Guest

    but still got it wrong. In US it's actually 24.7
    Well yes, but not from you, it would seem.
     
    Ace, Apr 12, 2010
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  12. Hog

    Ace Guest

    I can imagine.
    Oh no. Had one of those in Colorado a coupla years back. Dreadful
    thing, not a patch on the Ram. Really handled like a pig, and a
    ****-awful gearbox, only 3-speed+O/D and never seemed to have any
    power to speak of.
     
    Ace, Apr 12, 2010
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  13. Hog

    Ace Guest

    I was talking about the Dodge Ram, which is really a _fuck_ sight
    wider than a tranny, and about half as long again.
     
    Ace, Apr 12, 2010
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  14. Hog

    'Hog Guest

    FFS it was as close as a 2 second google search for a convertor came up
    with. This IS ukrm after all.
     
    'Hog, Apr 12, 2010
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  15. Hog

    Krusty Guest

    I used to have an ex-Nato 5.2 V8 Dodge pick-up[1] & it was fucking
    huge. Had to pick routes very carefully when off-roading as it wouldn't
    always fit through field gates.

    [1]
    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30756362&l=2180c3d584&id=135707324
    6
     
    Krusty, Apr 12, 2010
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  16. Having just moved from Melbourne to Sydney I stayed in a hotel for a
    week til I found somewhere to live. I found a Formule 1 near work, but
    it was in Kings Cross, which is Sydneys sex district. Going back to
    the hotel one night there was a Rolls Royce parked out the front of
    the hotel with huge chrome wheels and rubber band tyres and the
    licence plate "SENSAI". I couldn't help but think that the drug
    dealers are getting more and more blatant. He might as well have had
    sticker across the back window saying "BOOK ME!".

    Kev
     
    Kevin Gleeson, Apr 12, 2010
    #36


  17. Dodge Ram
    Length 190.8 in (4,846 mm)
    or 210.8 in (5,354 mm)
    Width 79.5 in (2,019 mm) Unclear if includes mirrors.

    Ford Transit (2006)
    Length 4863mm or 5230mm
    Width 1974mm (2360mm inc mirrors)
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Apr 12, 2010
    #37
  18. Hog

    turby Guest

    Dodge Rams come normally with a short (6') or long (8') box, a
    standard or extra cab (tiny back seat,) or a crew cab (w/a full back
    seat.) I have a Ram 1500 long box with a standard cab and it's 229"
    long. The crew cab with a long box is 259.4" long. The 79.5" wide is
    without mirrors. (They fold in.)

    It's a pain to find a parking spot for my truck, and the big crew cab
    must be damn near impossible. One problem around here is that the
    building code requires a minimum number of parking places for new
    development. To maximize land use, they make all their spaces for
    "compact" cars. You can fit a full size pickup in a compact space, but
    there's no room to open the door.
     
    turby, Apr 13, 2010
    #38
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