Insane Tailgater

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Agranulocyte, Oct 14, 2005.

  1. Agranulocyte

    Agranulocyte Guest

    I was riding home from work last Friday, in the left hand lane of a 6
    lane road (Northbourne Ave for any fellow Canberrans), traveling at the
    speed limit, 60, with my L plate blazing away on the back of the bike.
    I checked my mirror and am shocked to see a Subaru badge way too close
    for comfort. I'd estimate that the car was about a metre from the back
    of the bike.

    Of course I was a little discomforted by this, and became even more
    worried when the driver started swerving back and forth within the lane.
    A commodore driver in the lane next to the subaru started blowing the
    horn, however at this point I thought it was the subaru driver.

    Some traffic lights changed to red ahead of me so I stopped and turned
    around to glare at the subaru driver, who then started pointing
    frantically at the commodore driver, at this stage I was unaware that
    the commodore driver had been the one blowing the horn, so was naturally
    thinking "WTF is wrong with you?".

    Lights turned green, got back up to 60, Subaru driver began maintaining
    his metre following distance again, Commodore driver started blowing his
    horn again. I started flashing the brake light, the suby driver didn't
    back off. This went on for another 30 seconds before the Subaru turned
    off. At the next set of red lights, the commodore driver got out and
    appologised if he'd worried me, but he was concerned that the driver of
    the Subaru was going to run me over, and was attempting to get him to
    back off. I said Thanks, and I was going to report the Suby to the cop
    shop. Unfortunately by the time I got home I'd forgotten the entire
    numberplate.

    You've got to worry about some of the people we share the road with.
     
    Agranulocyte, Oct 14, 2005
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    Brad Guest

    This is what I noticed when I started riding.

    Spada.

    L/P plates on. Tailgated all the time.
    Pillion on, no L/P plates. Tailgated all the time.
    By myself, no L/P plates. Tailgated occasionly.
    By myself with saddlebags on, no L/P plates. Tailgated, very, very
    rarely.

    Never worked out why, but that's what I've experienced.
     
    Brad, Oct 14, 2005
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    Vincent Guest


    Might have been my son-in-law, he has a dark blue wrx, there seems to be
    some sort of a wrx club in Canberra
     
    Vincent, Oct 14, 2005
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    Birdman Guest

    next time slow down to 10kph... or stop at the lights, go over and
    tell the **** to get off your arse.
     
    Birdman, Oct 14, 2005
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    fred.kroft Guest

    Hi Agranulocyte,

    Next time you get some *u*king idiot like that, indicate and
    pull over. Let them pass. You probably will never see them
    again, so who cares ?

    ...and remember-- soccer mums get absolute right of way.
     
    fred.kroft, Oct 14, 2005
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    GB Guest

    [...]

    My experience is very different. IMV, its not you, its them...

    Any Subaru wagon: tailgates all the time
    Any Commodore: tailgates all the time
    Any 'luxury' 4WD: tailgates all the time (and cannot/will not see
    out of the vehicle)


    Most other types will inadvertantly tailgate for a bit, but simply
    backing off to increase following distance from the vehicle in
    front will catch their attention, they'll wake up and back off.
    The abovementioned three groups don't act inadvertantly tho, they
    act with malice!


    Subaru wagons are by far the nastiest, closely followed by
    current model Commodores. The Suby wagon drivers are every bit as
    "I bought this car for safety" incompetent as the stereotypical Volvo
    driver with the added bonus of "I can afford this car" arrogance.
    Current model Commodores are just a picture-perfect match for the
    meatheaded 4WD stereotype put forth in that newspaper article
    the other week. They tailgate because its their right!


    Is it just me, or have the Commodore wankers been a bit more
    aggressive this week after the Bathurst win?


    GB
     
    GB, Oct 14, 2005
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  7. I'd dare say the Falcodore*/Subaru menace is borne of the drivers'
    belief that they're "kings of the road;" the thoughts of "I've got a great
    car, I bet I can beat that bike" must constantly be going through their
    baseball-cap covered craniums. "Luxury" 4WD drivers are generally just
    oblivious to their surroundings.

    Speaking of which... Ever notice how rare it is to see a Commodore being
    driven by someone _without_ a baseball cap?

    On the subject of the "Bathrust win;" is there really any point to a
    race which is exclusively between two cars? Why not throw some real cars
    into the mix 'n see where the Falcodores end up on the pole?

    - Bob.

    * I classify Falcons in the same group; had an idiot in an AU Falcon trying
    his hardest to "follow me" on the way home yesterday.
     
    Bob Milutinovic, Oct 15, 2005
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  8. Riders can be meatheads too. I was off my bike and in my Mazda Tribute
    (taking two small kids and wife i.e driving sensibly) heading up the
    Wollombi Rd and in my 4WD managed to catch up to two bikes (one slow fem
    rider and one obviously experienced male) before lemings corner. Hanged
    back, got to the bottom and overtook - well - Mr bike rider objected to
    being overtaken - most riders are the same - zipped out overtook me again
    and then hit the brakes hard WTF is that?
    I am a rider and wondered what this dumb ass was trying to do by braking
    hard in front of a 1600kg 4WD i.e something that can't stop as quick as a
    bike?
    So the common factor to these two stories is a dickhead is a dickhead.
     
    Anon - e - mouse, Oct 15, 2005
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    GB Guest

    I consciously left Falcons out of the group. I have very little,
    if any, trouble with them. It's all Commondores and Subaru wagons
    for me.

    GB
     
    GB, Oct 15, 2005
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    atec Guest

    Hat back wards drivers ?
     
    atec, Oct 15, 2005
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    GB Guest

    They're ok too - ya can hear the DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF well before
    you catch sight of the 'WRX' badges and the arms hanging out the
    windows! :)

    G
     
    GB, Oct 15, 2005
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    Rex Morrow Guest

    That's for sure ....and around along here with mulletts they all
    have pathetic sounding exhaust systems on the V6's
     
    Rex Morrow, Oct 16, 2005
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    DJ Guest

    Had a bit of a worry coming home from work one arvo while at the traffic
    lights of Moorefields road on the overpass crossing the M5. I was in the
    left lane awaiting at the lights and a magna was in the right lane. Next
    thing i know, I heard a loud revving from behind and it was this jerk-off in
    a one tonner (think it was a hilux) revving his motor behind me getting
    ready for the lights to change I think so he can get in front of the Magna
    or was it to scare the shite out of me.
    Now like Agranulocyte, I'm also an L plater and still a bit timid regarding
    traffic on a motorcycle, so with first gear engaged (as they taught me in
    the course) , the green light came on and I was right into it accellerating
    to about 50 in first,then 80 in 2nd then 100 in third to get away from this
    prick before he ran me over (not how they teach you in the course). Once
    reaching 100 in a 60 zone i backed off when i was well ahead of the hilux
    back down to 60kph (like a good little L plater) and this jerk-off came
    right up behind me about a meter from my rear. I kept glaring at him in my
    right mirror and and flashing my stoplight he took no notice so i just
    slowed down to 40kph then to 30 kph as he couldn't pass with heaps of
    traffic comming the other way. He backed off slightly then when there was a
    break in traffic i pulled over to let him go just to get rid of him but gave
    my middle fingered salute as he passed........he recipricated but who cares,
    he was out of my danger zone now.
    Untill I get my full licence, I will just slow em down and then pull over to
    let them pass cause you just don't know when you'll get a full-on lunatic
    behind you. I guess it makes us better learners when we experience some of
    these nutters out there trying to kill you. I mean what do you do when you
    are restricted to 80kph, in a 70 zone and having massive tip trucks going
    around you doing 100kph.? ...bloody scary!!

    DJ
     
    DJ, Oct 16, 2005
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  14. You must live in Newcastle area?
    Never seen soo many cars with sad sounding exhausts in my life, and
    never seen worse driving.

    Regards, Andrew.
     
    Andrew Puddifer, Oct 16, 2005
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    Jollyrodgers Guest

    Carry small heavy objects to throw at windows.
    Makes for a lifetime of staying well clear of bikes for the recipient.
    25yrs of trouble free riding is proof this works.
    Never be intimidated by the four wheel fuckers.
     
    Jollyrodgers, Oct 16, 2005
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    John Guest

    snip a bit...
    Just get out of their way.. they are a lot bigger and stronger than
    you ... no prizes for finishing second best!

    Johno
     
    John, Oct 16, 2005
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    sharkey Guest

    Absolutely. Forget macho bullshit, if someone really wants to
    have an accident that badly, let them go have it somewhere else.

    -----sharks
     
    sharkey, Oct 16, 2005
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    GB Guest

    Sounds like a recipe for having one of the 'fuckers' (as you so
    eloquently put it) either drive straight over the top of you from
    behind, or turn left on top of you. Sounds like a recipe for
    death (yours) to me.

    GB
     
    GB, Oct 16, 2005
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    DJ Guest

    I reckon theres no need to antagonise them any more than they already
    are.......last time i tried to be brave, I found out the antagoniser was
    also a kickboxer........had a swolen cheekbone for weeks!!

    DJ
     
    DJ, Oct 16, 2005
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    Centurion Guest

    Yah - it's amazing how demure some cagers become when a rider, fully clad in
    leather/cordura and a helmet, dismounts walks up and taps on the window :)

    Of course, me in full leathers - well, I resemble more of a leather
    tape-worm with arms than anything you'd be shit-scared of. Clem OTOH gets
    around in stubbies and a Hawaiian shirt....which is the other end of the
    scale.

    Cheers,

    James
    ZZR250->ZX9R
     
    Centurion, Oct 16, 2005
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