"In which The SOBeemer Pisses on my leg"

Once Upon A Time, there was a SOBeemer.
Proud, strong, fast and sleek he was.
One day he felt a need for a little leak and expressed himself over his
owners leg.
" Bad Beemer" said the owner!
Mortified, Beemer promptly shut down in disgrace after a few yards just to
show his owner who *was* in charge.
Dunnit "always" happen just after you have filled up too !

Moral of the Tale....

If a petrol tank springs a leak underneath because the bottom of the tank
has rubbed through on the mounting seat because "someone" didn't put the
insulation back in the correct place further up, be prepared for a deluge of
unleaded up yer nads. (Or for Girlies up yer bits)

Pinhole became biro sized as wear hole disintegrated under *inspection*!
Much Tank repair putty and swearing later and all appears to be well.

Check it's all in the right place people.


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Robbo
1500GL 1988 Goldwing (Rebuild in process)
BMW K100 RS 1984
BotaFOF #19
E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003
B.O.S.M 2003
FURSWB#1 KotL
YTC449
PM#7

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Ooh nasty, I always thought I checked the refitting of that carefully
too. Mind you, I never removed the insulation myself.

 

Andy, you're meant to say 'thank **** it didn't happen to me'

 

No you say:
Bhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

pass the matches

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, petrolcan

 

Beg your pardon, I forgot where I was for a moment there ;-)

 

If I really thought that would happen I wouldn't have bothered putting
it onto ukrm.

 

ITYM "would definitely"
Couldn't you have sold it to Des FFS.

 

Ooh nasty, I always thought I checked the refitting of that carefully

You are gonna get a right 'ard twatting around the earole if I pass on to
*someone* that you are being nasty to me. You know "who" I mean!
Feckin Oirish stick insect


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Robbo
1500GL 1988 Goldwing (Rebuild in process)
BMW K100 RS 1984
BotaFOF #19
E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003
B.O.S.M 2003
FURSWB#1 KotL
YTC449
PM#7

\= /=
\= / /=
\ \= / /=
\\\' , / //
\\\//, / //,
\_-//' / / /<,
\ /// <//`
/ >> \\\`__/
/,)-^>> _\` \\\
(/ \\ //\\
// _//\\\\
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