In-car Speed Limiting Trial Story

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by IK Laboratories, Jan 18, 2008.

  1. I've gone for a bit more dramatism along the lines of "just because
    something can be done doesn't mean that it should be done; in fact,
    doing it could be a really fucking stupid idea".

    More later today...

    Suggested title: I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you drive that
    fast.

    Subtitle: The stupidest idea in road safety is now a technological reality

    In February, 1950, when nuclear weapons were still emerging, physicist
    Leo Szilard proposed a new type of atom bomb. The change in design was
    trivial; change the material for the bomb's tamper - the outer shell
    surrounding the plutonium core - from uranium to cobalt. The change in
    effect was not. The dominant fallout from such a bomb would be
    lethally-radioactive, but long-lived cobalt-60. Set one off and it would
    make the surrounding area unapproachable for 20 years. Fight a whole
    nuclear war with them, and all of the Earth would be uninhabitable for
    just as long; too long to wait out in a fallout shelter. Szilard's
    cobalt bomb was much worse than even regular nuclear weapons. It was a
    doomsday weapon, a guaranteed way to make the human race, and most other
    life on Earth, extinct. That made it a really bad idea, and that's why,
    even though it wouldn't have been particularly difficult, it was never
    built.

    Sometime in the early 1990's, when satellite navigation and mobile
    telecommunications were still emerging, an unknown engineer or safety
    scientist proposed a new application combining the two. By measuring a
    car's position using satellites, and comparing it to an electronic map
    of local speed limits transmitted from radio towers connected to a
    database on a powerful central computer, a display on the car's
    dashboard could tell the driver what the local speed limit is... just
    like a painted sign stuck on a metal pole by the side of the road.

    (rest of article here)

    By the time he proposed the cobalt bomb, Leo Szilard had long become a
    vocal, public opponent of nuclear weapons, and he was dismayed that
    people in government and influential scientists were as enthralled by
    them as they were. He came up with an idea for an easy-to-build bomb
    which could wipe out all life on Earth to try to snap them out of it.
    Chances are some of the people who heard him out realised what was at
    stake and started to curb their enthusiasm for nuclear weapons, and
    chances are others reacted with, "That sounds awesome! Let's build
    some!" Because no cobalt bombs were built, we know that the cooler heads
    prevailed. Enough people realised that laying waste to whole cities in
    an instant was quite enough; even though the means to do it were within
    easy reach, there was no good reason to develop the ability to kill
    every living thing on the planet.

    The originator of Intelligent Speed Adaptation is unknown - who files
    for the patent and who first comes up with the idea are usually two
    different people. So, it can't be known whether the proposal was earnest
    or whether, like Leo Szilard's, it was an attempt to make a point about
    how absurd it is to apply an emerging technology to the nth degree.
    Either way, we now know who won that debate, too; those who said, "That
    sounds awesome. Let's build some, and, gradually, convince the
    government to make them compulsory for all vehicles one day. We'll make
    squillions. Captive demand, baby."

    Cobalt bombs are preferrable to that; they would've sat out of the way
    in their silos instead of being in every vehicle on the road, minded
    their own business instead of intruding into everyone else's, and an
    overwhelming majority of people would've hated them and been scared of
    them rather than accepting them with a shrug.
     
    IK Laboratories, Jan 18, 2008
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    I bet someone is already thinking about tracking speeders from satellites
    and then dropping cobalt bombs on them!
     
    Knobdoodle, Jan 18, 2008
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    Daron Guest

    250's do as well GS

    Daron


     
    Daron, Jan 19, 2008
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    Theo Bekkers Guest

    Not in my experience of 250's. :)

    Theo
     
    Theo Bekkers, Jan 19, 2008
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    SteveB Guest

    Comfy tourers do.

    SteveB
     
    SteveB, Jan 19, 2008
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    Biggus :) Guest

    I'd love a leadwing...
     
    Biggus :), Jan 19, 2008
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    PostmanPat Guest


    I saw a bunch of monkeys worshipping one on telly the other day...

    Pat
     
    PostmanPat, Jan 21, 2008
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