in-car-entertainment system for children from Brunel Uni Student

Hi, we are a group of student enrolled in Brunel University. Now we
have a business feasibility study assignment for in car entertainment
system. Our group idea is car-to-car communication system for children.
Following below is a small questionair.
1. How much time your children spend in your cars per week? just give
us a genrel number. And how long each time?

2. What's your feeling when you drive with small children? Do they make
you more nervous than normal?

3. What your children do in car? talking to you? play themselfes? if
they play something, would you like to tell us what they play?

4. Do you consider for your children a lot when you make decision to
buy a new car?

5. What's your car model?

Thank you very much indeed.
in-car-entertainment system for children from Brunel Uni Student

 

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Clueless slope.

 

Hi, we are a group of student enrolled in Brunel University...

I presume you have A-levels?

What about GCSE English?

 

Have they totally removed the entry requirements for university
undergraduates now then?

 

Not wanting to defend this post, but it's entirely possible English
isn't their 1st language.

However, I have noticed a worrying trend for students to see google
groups / usenet as a lazy way of researching their work.

 

Lecturer : "Adam, please read your paper on the physical theory that
explains why motorcycles can lift their front wheel off the ground."

Adam : "Well prof it's a lot of cunting bollocks really. There's this
geezer called Veggie who can do it in his sleep. However the Prof of Oz
says bikes with certain transmission systems would find it impossible.
Some other arse faced moron disagreed with him. A geezer with a computer
for a brain and half a pony tail told me to **** off in twenty three
thousand words when I enquired as to his views. I ended up in 24 kill
files and I still haven't a fucking clue how it works."

Or words to that effect ....

 

*snort*

You silly ****.

 

Hey, leave Ken alone !

 

Mine spend about 3-4 hours with me at the wheel, but the little fuckers do
like their joyriding, and they don't tell me how much time they spend doing
that. Judging by the police reports, I'd say 10-15 hours per week at a
guess.

If they're driving, I do tend to soil my underwear.

Yes, they play with themselves.

Yes - I go for two-seaters, so the little shits can't fit in, and have to
walk. Lazy bastards.

It tends to get underwear contracts, but on a good day it's been known to
try its hand at formal wear.

No problem. Brunel uni students need all the entertainment they can get.

 

Lovely

 

MCN is known to have done it as well.....

 

VVBG )

You're on form, aren't you?

 

Oh I don't know about that. I'm feeling a bit happier than I have for a
while though. Maybe that's the difference.

 

They're just training for getting jobs in Virgin's marketing department -
http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=35359


dave j

 

You dozy, dozy ****.