Important safety notice.

Having made some rather nice chilli oil from:
Extra virgin olive oil.
A mixture of hot chillies chopped.
A clove or two of fresh garlic.
A few black pepper corns.

And not washing your hands properly

Absentmindedly pick your nose while driving the car.

 

Don't have a wank.

 

Or do anything involving contact lenses.

 

Or initiate foreplay...

--
John

SV650
Black it is
and naked

 

Could go play the missus'es bitz though.. that'd give 'er a surprise ;o)

Merry Xmas and all.

 

That could prove, shall we say, interesting.

"Light blue touch paper and stand well back"

 

been there ... done that ..... highly entertaining (not for the
recipient obviously)

--
Steve Parry

http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk

http://wrexhamseals.tripod.com

 

I worked with a woman who inadvertantly did it to herself...


--
John

SV650
Black it is
and naked

 

Unless you slip on a condom first. Described as a "posh wank" by one of my
acquaintances.

Steve.

 

'Twas a friend of mine who muffed his misses after a chilli eating
contest (or some thing like that) after the initial screams he found her
sitting in the shower tray trying to spoon yoghurt up her fanny.

 

Nothing worse than inadvertent masturbation, is there? You would not
believe how many clothes shops it's got me thrown out of, I tell you.


--
AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, Keeper of the TFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

did you get a "conditional discharge" ;o)

--
Steve Parry

http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk

http://wrexhamseals.tripod.com

 

Steve Parry wrote:

I did but it was an electrical discharge.
See last week's thread on YTC Numbers.

 

ISTR Windy mentioning that she'd once shaved her bits, then made the mistake
of splashing on some of her dad's aftershave.

 

Makes a change from thrush, I suppose.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19