Import Advice please....

Hi,

I moved to USA 6 years ago, and lived there for 4 years. During that time, I
learnt to ride and got my USA license. I enjoyed it so much I went out and
bought a bike Suzuki Katana 750 (GSX-750F).
I moved back to the UK nearly 2 years ago and didnt want to leave/sell the
bike in the USA, so I shipped it back.
I got the import document (dunno what I did with it.. its in a file box
somewhere).. but the point is, I havent registered it here in nearly 2 years
as its been sitting in my garage doing nothing.
I dont have a UK bike license ( I do have a full UK license), and they wont
swap my license over from USA.. so I have to take the CBT from scratch....
My question:

I'm not riding the bike... and its not insured.... so how do I go about
getting the Bike registered ? remember I dont have insurnce on it,... and
right now I cant afford the insurance as I'm classed as a learner (I have no
UK bike license).

Any advice appreciated.

 

Look here:
http://www.dvla.gov.uk/vehicles/exptimpt.htm

Get that rolling, while you work towards your full bike licence via
Direct Access. http://www.dvla.gov.uk/drivers/rdmcycle.htm

Talk to a local training school (Yellow Pages) and they will advise
you.

Somebody with more detailed info will probably be along in a minute.

 

And now you are back, can you unlearn all that crap yank spelling please ?

And read the FAQ, especially about top posting replies.

--
Bruce Porter
XJR1300SP, XJ900F, GSX750W, GS550, GSX250, CB175
POTM#1(KoTL), WUSS#1 , YTC#1(bar), OSOS#2(KoTL) , DS#3 , IbW#18 ,Apostle#8
"The internet is a huge and diverse community and not every one is friendly"
http://www.ytc1.co.uk There *is* an alternative! http://www.openoffice.org/

 

Bruce,

What the hell are you on? (did u forget your medication today?)
Did I ask you to spell check my post... errr NO. Does it lessen my request
for advice... err... NO.
Have you offered any constructive comments... errr.... NO.
Who made you the the USENET police? Or is that your attempt at a sense of
humour and welcoming a new user to this forum?
How do you know I'm not an American? I didnt specifically say I was/wasnt,
so your tone could be construed as offensive and racist (shame the FAQ
doesnt say anything about that)

Which bit of the FAQ are you refering to? The link to the latest FAQ <
http://www.lepton.demon.co.uk/ukrmfaq.html > has a redirect error, so I
guess I'll have to go with the one thats below....The charter points to
Imperial College (Nice place, my Uncle is a Proffessor there.. yet doesnt
have any links to this usenet forum.)
Anyways.... I cant find what you are refering to... maybe you can be a bit
more specific.
Doesnt seem to mention anything about "Top Posting Replies". <- Never heard
of that before in 20 years of using computers!!!\
If youre wondering why I had 2 posts... my email client crashed while
sending the 1st post, then decided to send a 2nd post... (go figure....
Microsoft for ya!)
So Bruce... if youre gonna hand out flippant remarks and police the NET, the
least you could do (in your roll as "forum monitor" ) is provide some more
info on the FAQ and more specifically explain what you mean by "top posting
replies".


Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) List for

uk.rec.motorcycles
------------------

(c) Nick Plant


Section 0 - About this FAQ
~~~~~~~~~
This is the uk.rec.motorcycles Official FAQ.
The latest version is always at http://www.lepton.demon.co.uk/ukrmfaq.txt
The latest html version is always at://www.lepton.demon.co.uk/ukrmfaq.html

Doc. ID: FAQ-OFF
Version: 0.052
Date: 96-10-27

This is the ascii text version of the faq. The hypertext version was done
by Thanks Paddy! The diagrams in this FAQ
will not be displayed properly if you're using a proportional font. Under
MS Windows some non-proportional fonts are Courier and Terminal.

Much of the info was gathered from postings to the newsgroup. Thanks to
all those who contributed, especially those who didn't know they had. The
mistakes are mine alone, if you spot any please mail me at the address
below. This faq needs a lot of work; your contribution is most welcome.

Email:

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--------
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--- Nicholas John Plant. All rights reserved unless expressly
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--- which motorcycles are usually discussed.

0.3 Any person may post extracts from section 1 and all sections
--- thereafter provided that the source of said extracts is
acknowledged as the faq.

0.8 Extracts of the faq from section 1 and all sections thereafter may
--- be emailed by any person to any person, provided that said extracts
are acknowledged as being from the faq.

End of legalese.


===========================================================================
Section 1 - This is the Table Of Contents
~~~~~~~~~

Section 2 is about the uk.rec.motorcycles newsgroup.

Q2.1: Is there a FAQ for this newsgroup?
----

Q2.2: What is uk.rec.motorcycles?
---- What can I post to uk.rec.motorcycles?
Where is the charter?

Q2.3: Beside uk.rec.motorcycles, what are the other motorcycle news groups?
----

Q2.4: What are those DOD#'s I've seen in peoples .sigs?
----

Q2.5: What is UKMC?
---- Is there a UKMC faq?

Q2.6: Who is Andy Woodward?
---- Hwo or what is Adny Wradwood?

Q2.7: Who is Ged?
----

Q2.8: Why are there so few straight answers in the faq?
----

Q2.9: Why doesn't the faq come out on the first of the month like in most
----- newsgroups?
Why is the posting of the faq so haphazard?


Section 3 is about motorbike resources on the net

Q3.2: Where are the motorcycle web sites?
----

Q3.3: Are there any motorcycle mailing lists?
----

Q3.4: Where can I advertise my bike on the net?
---- Where can I find bikes for sale on the net?

Q3.5: What is Ixion/Ogri ?
----

Section 4 is about motorbikes.

Q4.2: How do I get motorcycle entitlement on my driving licence?
---- Do I need Compulsory Basic Training?
What bikes can I legally ride
How do I get a full bike licence?

Q4.3: I'm only 4'xx' tall. Which bike should I buy?
-----

Q4.4: What is the risk of my bike being stolen?
----- How do I stop thieves from taking my bike?

Q4.5: What sort of security chain and lock should I get for my bike?
-----

Q4.6: Where can I get more info on preventing my bike from being stolen?
----

Q4.7: What are GATSOs?
---- How do speed cameras work?

Q4.8: Where can I find a list of all GATSO speed cameras?
----


Section 5 is about bike clubs in the UK.

Q5.1: Is there a Suzuki Owners Club?
----

Q5.2: Is there a VFR owners club?
----


===========================================================================

Section 2 - About the uk.rec.motorcycles newsgroup.
~~~~~~~~~
Q2.1: Is there a FAQ for this newsgroup?
----
Yes. You are currently reading part of it. No more silly questions until
you've read it all.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q2.2: What is uk.rec.motorcycles?
---- What can I post to uk.rec.motorcycles?
Where is the charter?

uk.rec.motorcycles is the main motorcycle news group for the
United Kingdom. The news group was proposed by Ian Vincent
<> The charter describes it as:

An area for the discussion of anything concerning two wheeled and
sidecar/trike transport within the UK. Also a board for the
placing of requests and advertisements concerning motorcycle
related issues and occasions relevant to Internet users in the
United Kingdom.

Adverts are allowed but only from individuals selling privately.
Commercial advertising is forbidden.

You can post anything else that meets the above description, with the
exception of binaries. Binaries are not permitted but you can post
pointers to binaries and post the binaries themselves to a binaries
group.

The charter in full can be found at sunsite.doc.ic.ac.uk

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q2.3: Beside uk.rec.motorcycles, what are the other motorcycle news groups?
----
The list below was compiled by Trevor Dennis (..co.uk)

Group Description Posts
----- ----------- -----
alt.motorcycles People swear it exists. V Low
alt.motorcycles.harley Nice Harley dudes. Med
alt.motorcycles.mrf Washington USA. V Low
alt.motorcycle.sportbike Lots of For sale. Low
alt.scooter General scooter newsgroup Med
alt.scooter.classic Classic scooter newsgroup V Low
aus.motorcycles Australian version rec.motos. V High
ba.motorcycles San Francisco Bay USA. Med
fj.rec.motorcycles Japan, some English language. Low
ky.motorcycles Kentucky, USA V Low
ne.motorcycles North east USA. Med
nyc.motorcycles New York City USA. Med
ott.motorcycles Ottawa/Ontario Canada. Low
rec.motorcycles.dirt Dirt bike discussion. Med
rec.motorcycles.harley Bad Harley dudes. Med
rec.motorcycles Great fun if you're up to it. V High
rec.motorcycles.racing Racing chat & tuning. Med
tamu.clubs.motorcycles Texas A&M University. V Low
tw.bbs.rec.motorcycle Taiwan, no English language. Med
tx.motorcycles Texas USA. Low
uk.rec.motorcycles Where your at. Med

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q2.4: What is the DOD?
---- What are those DOD#'s I've seen in peoples .sigs?

Have you asked this before? Were you sorry you asked?
(Hint: is your mailbox full?) Once a month, the DoD FAQ gets posted to
rec.motorcycles. The DoD micro-faq gets posted monthly to the other
rec.motorcycles.* groups. Occasionally it also gets posted to
uk.rec.motorcycles.

The DoD is the original usenet motorcycle club. To get the list of DoD
members you can finger or send mail to:


---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q2.5: What is UKMC?
---- Is there a UKMC faq?

I'd tell you what UKMC is, but then I'd have to kill you. There is
no UKMC faq. There is however, a UKMC (c) faq. The (c) belongs to
Ged Martin. See Q2.7 - "Who is Ged?" for more information.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q2.6: Hwo is Adny Wradwood?
---- Who or what is Andy Woodward?

Some years ago, the University Of Aberystwyth started research into
Artificial Intelligence. This resulted in ADNY - Automatic Dyslexic
News Yobbo; a prolific news posting daemon. The Adny daemon continuously
monitors rec.motorcycles and uk.rec.motorcycles. If the number of flames
in the former or articles in the latter fall below a critical threshold,
it auto responds. It has a large database of motorcycling knowledge which
it uses to post flame bait, such as "My Hodna C90 gets me there as quickly
as your Ducatti". Although the Adny daemon is capable of making 30 posts a
day it's not perfect. It makes curious typographical errors, usually
transposing two letters in a word. The chance of a mistake is in direct
proportion to the controversy of the sentence. There are records of up
to 3 consecutive words being mangled. If you see more please post to the
newsgroup.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q2.7: Who is Ged?
----
Ged is the author of the UKMC FAQ. Anybody can ask Ged about his FAQ. One
or two people have even received answers. If you catch him on a good day
he might mail it to you. Try:

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q2.8: Why are there so few straight answers in the faq?
----
The faq is not intended to answer all questions directly. Some attempts
are made to save you time and effort, but it is mainly intended to
be a collection of pointers to other information sources.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q2.9: Why doesn't the faq come out on the first of the month like in
---- most newsgroups?
Why is the posting of the faq so haphazard?

I wish the faq did come out on the first, like it's supposed to.
Unfortunately, the PC on which the faq is kept has a faulty CMOS clock.
The fault causes the computer to set to a random date and time whenever
it is switched on. The clock chip also has a few bent pins, which cause
it to rise out of it's socket as it warms up. Sometimes, I knock it back
down with a handy claw hammer but by then the faq has been auto-posted.
Most of the time the posting date is wrong by thousands of years. Your
news reader then expires the article before you get to see it.

===========================================================================
Section 3 - Motorbike resources on the net
~~~~~~~~~
Q3.2: Where are the motorcycle web sites?
----
There are hundreds of web sites of interest to bikers. There are dozens
(maybe hundreds) in the UK. If I knew them all I'd list them here. If
you know of any URL's that aren't listed below please mail
them to me, at:


http://www.eclipse.co.uk/jivebunny/sickle
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Great pages & links, everything from sickle engineering to sickle pubs.


http://www.innovtech.com/cars.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
For advertising motorvehicles


http://Gilgamesh.rdg.ac.uk/ogri/ogri.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ogri's home page.

http://vger.rutgers.edu/~ravi
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Temporarily, this is Ravi Narayans home page. Ravi is the author of
the rec.motorcycles FAQ. His web site is full of well presented bike
info. Definately worth a visit, though it is a little slow from the UK.

http://www.biols.susx.ac.uk/home/trevs/motorcycles/bmf/bmf.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
http://dredd.meng.ucl.ac.uk/www/mag/mag.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Motorcycle Action Group home page.

http://www.bayarea.net/~noemi/moto/sbl.faq.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Short Bikers List FAQ can be found here.

http://www.calweb.com/~trouble/short/shortindex.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Short Bikers now have a home page. From there you can access
the list of bikes suitable for short beginning riders, the Short
Riders FAQ, bios, trip stories, etc.

http://www.dur.ac.uk/~dbl1trs/breakdown.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Information on breakdown services.

http://www.eng.iastate.edu/~ricm/homepage.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
VFR Home Page on the Web run by Ricardo Menendez. Reported as
being slow, maybe just from demon.

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/Members/jane.sherwood/homepage.htm
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The UK Bikers Cafe home page.

http://www.speedtrap.com/speedtrap/england.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Some english speed traps listed. A different list to the one in section
4.8 of this FAQ.

http://www.strath.ac.uk/~nau95219/bikes.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Race Nuts page. Also includes, pics, rumours, a bulletin board, java chat
applet, etc..

http://www.demon.co.uk/awol/index.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The AWOL Biker magazine.

http://www.bikenet.co.uk
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A great online magazine run by Graham Legg.

http://www.parallax.co.uk/~rct/laverda/
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Richard Taylor's Laverda web site.

http://www.geocities.com/motorcity/2354
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Info on the new Yamaha 600 ThunderCat

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q3.3 - Are there any motorcycle mailing lists?
----
A list of mailing lists was compiled by Carl Paukstis. It can be found
on the Web at URL http://mom.isc-br.com/WL/mmlo.txt

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q3.4: Where can I advertise my bike on the net?
---- Where can I find bikes for sale on the net?

There is at least one site for advertising motor vehicles in the UK.
You can post both for sale and wanted ads. at:

http://www.innovtech.com/cars.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Text ads are free.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q3.5: What is Ixion/Ogri ?
----
Ogri is the old name for the Ixion mailing list. Ixion is a UK based
motorcycle list that receives about 30 messages per day. To join Ixion
send mail to: If you have access to the web
you can check out the Ixion FAQ at:

http://gilgamesh.rdg.ac.uk/ixion/faq

===========================================================================

Section 4 - Questions about bikes.
~~~~~~~~~

Q4.2: How do I get motorcycle entitlement on my driving licence?
---- Do I need Compulsory Basic Training?
What bikes can I legally ride
How do I get a full bike licence?

From January 1st 1997 the following rules will apply. If more than one of
the following categories apply, choose the one that is best for you.

Age 21+ Car driver who Car driver who 17+
| passed test pre passed test |
\|/ Dec '90. post Dec '90. \|/
CBT | | CBT
| \|/ \|/ |
\|/ No CBT necessary. CBT \|/
Ride any size Can go on road on | Can ride bikes
bike but if power 15bhp bike with \|/ up to 125cc
exceeds 15bhp you L plate. Must take test with L plate.
must be accompanied | on 120-125cc |
by an instructor \|/ bike. \|/
until full licence CBT | Pass theory test.
is obtained. | \|/ |
| \|/ Restricted to \|/
\|/ Must take test on bike up to 33bhp Must take test
Pass theory test if 120-125cc bike for 2 years. within 2 years
no full car licence | | on 120-125cc
is held. \|/ \|/ bike.
| Restricted to FULL Licence |
\|/ bike up to 33bhp \|/
Must take test on for 2 years. Restricted to
bike of 47bhp or | bike up to 33
more. \|/ bhp for 2 years.
| FULL Licence
\|/
FULL Licence


---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q4.3: I'm only 4'xx' tall. Which bike should I buy?
----
You should check out the following URL which contains
the Short Bikers List FAQ:

http://www.bayarea.net/~noemi/moto/sbl.faq.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The Short Bikers now have a home page. From there you can access
the list of bikes suitable for short beginning riders, the Short
Riders FAQ, bios, trip stories, etc.

http://www.calweb.com/~trouble/short/shortindex.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q4.4: What is the risk of my bike being stolen?
----- How do I stop thieves from taking my bike?

In the UK hundreds of motorcycles are stolen every year. It is not just
bikes with a high value, to a casual thief any bike will do. In 1995 the
4 most stolen types of bikes were all 125cc's. This would seem to indicate
that owners of smaller bikes are not as aware of the risks as they should
be.

Owners of more desirable bikes face additional risks. The professional
thief wants valuable bikes and is much more difficult to deter. If he
really wants your bike then he'll get it. Your job is to make it so
risky and difficult that he'll pick an easier target.

Some of the security ideas given in Q4.5 and may help you to keep
your pride and joy out of the hands of scumbags.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q4.5: What sort of security chain/lock should I get for my bike?
-----
Wheel locks are difficult for thieves to remove yet easy to ride with.
They can be used on front and rear wheels.

If you buy a chain get one longer than 36" or you'll have difficulty
chaining a wheel to anything. Get one with a toughened plastic sleeve
so it won't scratch painted wheel rims.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q4.6: Where can I get more info on preventing my bike from being stolen?
----
The UK government runs a web site with some good (and some obvious)
crime prevention advice. Much of it applies to bikes:

http: //www.car.crime-prevention.org.uk
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q4.7: What are GATSOs?
---- How do speed cameras work?

GATSO is a type of speed camera. There are other manufacturers of speed
cameras but GATSO is the most widely used in the UK.

The purpose of speed cameras is to prevent accidents by slowing traffic.
When speed cameras are installed warnings signs are usually placed on the
road to encourage traffic to slow down.

Each camera has a trigger speed. If a vehicle is travelling faster
than the trigger speed the camera takes a flash photograph. In newly
installed GATSO boxes the trigger speed is usually at least 20mph above
the speed limit. This prevents the entire roll of film being wasted in
the first morning. Often no film is loaded into the camera until weeks
after the installation. Once regular commuters have learned about the
cameras and slowed down accordingly, the cameras will be loaded with film
and the trigger speed adjusted.

Only one in 3 GATSO housings actually incorporate a camera. Cameras are
moved from location to location to police speeding blackspots.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q4.8: Where can I find a list of all GATSO speed cameras?
----
You can't. Even if you could, it wouldn't be as useful as you might think,
for the reasons given in Q4.8. You can buy an out of date book listing
camera locations in London.

There has been talk in the newsgroup of a web based national gatso
database. Gathering up-to-date, reliable data about gatso's is an almost
impossible task; it remains to be seen whether anything will come of this.
There is a partial list of GATSO's below; and a UK page at:

http://www.speedtrap.com/speedtrap/england.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The information below was posted to the newsgroup. Thanks to the
observant contributors who made this available:

A3 westbound from Clapham to M25:
4 cameras: first one 300 yards after the Roehampton lane junction, just
before Kingston; second about 1 mile beyond Kingston turnoff (Robin
Hood Roundabout) at the foot of the ramp up to the raised section of the
A3; third about 1 mile further on at the foot of the ramp down from the
raised section; fourth (and last) on the crest of the rise (not visible
from a distance) at the last intersection (Tolworth) before the open road.

A3 eastbound from M25 to Clapham:
4 cameras: first one as the A3 narrows from 3 lanes to 2, before you get
to the built up area; second on a left hand bend about 2 miles further on;
third as you hit the 40mph limit (road narrows from 3 lanes to 2 again)
just before the Robin Hood Roundabout; last one as the road narrows to 1
lane after the Wimbledon turnoff just before Wandsworth (start of the
Valley of Death!)

M25 junctions 10 to 13:
One at every single gantry over the road.

The A417 from Cirencester to Swindon:
Has a couple of gatso's on the dual carriageway just outside Ciren,
and another as you pass thro' Latton Village.

Between M25 clockwise (north bound) and the M4 Westbound)
The slip road is a nice, wide, fast left hander and it's really easy
to do 90+ round it in relative safety (obviously not during rush hour) but
on the left just after the road splits.

The A316 between the Twickenham roundabout and the next one going West

On the A4 going towards Camberley.


On the A41 2 miles from Chester (on the Whitchurch side).

===========================================================================

Section 5 - Questions about clubs.
~~~~~~~~~
5.1: Is there a Suzuki Owners Club?
---
Yes, try:

SOC
PO Box 60
Harrogate
HG1 2TP

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
5.2: Is there a VFR owners club?
---
The VFR Owners Club is run by Peter Thriscutt at:

19 Carisbrooke Drive,
Ferringham Hall,
West Durrington,
Worthing,
West Sussex,
BN13 3QT.

Phone/Fax: 01903 831542

 

Just ignore him - he gets a bit tetchy occasionally - I think it was
the US spelling of license, as opposed to licence, that got him.

OTOH

<snip rattle launch and quoting of hundreds of lines of FAQ etc.>

What the **** do you think you're doing, trying to jam the internet?

 

Hundreds of lines of a seven year old FAQ, mind you.

--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C/exTS185C
_/_____\_ ..58320../..13655.../..3157./.19406/.fecked.
|_\_____/_| IMC#4 TPPFATUICG#7 YTC#4 DIAABTCOD#9 PM#5
(>|_|_|<) BOTAFOT #70 two#11 Ignoramus #0001
|__|_|__| BOTAFOF #09 IbW#0 & KotIbW# OSOS#07
\ |^| / WG* BotTOS #6 GP#4 ANORAK#17
\|^|/ 2003 RBR landmarks:99 points:2100 miles:8000
'^'

 

I'd imagine he's refering (sic) to the link alluded to in the regular
post which has the Subject: field set to "The UKRM FAQ", which I shall
reproduce here for you since, despite your claimed 20 years in
computers you seem unable to perform the most basic of searches:
http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html

I commend it, and the other web pages to which the FAQ refers, to your
attention.

 

T-shirts, don't you talk to me about tee-shirts.

 

Racist? Racist? My fucking arse!

A nation of cunts, perhaps, but really not a race.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6? DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

At least 7 years old! It was almost worth posting for the history
lesson. Almost.

<nostalgia mode>
Eee, Adny Woodwrad and a list of all eight Gatso locations.

Martin
UKMC

 

What the **** do you think you're doing, trying to jam the internet?

I dont think the internet is going to fall over from a 25K post.

 

That exactly what I did....

http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=uk.rec.motorcycles+faq&sa=N&tab=wg

Take a look at the 1st page... show me the link to your latest FAQ... As if
I want to spend more that 5 mins trying to find (some of us have a life) ..
so go feck yourself asshole/arsehole.

 

It's fucking annoying if you're on a 56k connection though. Fuckwit.

 

You're the dipwad posting overlarge files to usenet, so yes, it is.

Bwaahaahahaa!

 

Boy, you really know how to get on with people and form a relationship
don't you ? Living in the states has rubbed off on you.

I think any chance of help has flown out of the window with your rattle.

--
Bruce Porter
XJR1300SP, XJ900F, GSX750W, GS550, GSX250, CB175
POTM#1(KoTL), WUSS#1 , YTC#1(bar), OSOS#2(KoTL) , DS#3 , IbW#18 ,Apostle#8
"The internet is a huge and diverse community and not every one is friendly"
http://www.ytc1.co.uk There *is* an alternative! http://www.openoffice.org/

 

You're going to love it here, then, dipstick.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6? DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

FlyBar was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

.... and another wankstain makes pond life look intelligent. They must
be breeding them somewhere...