Impending death/serious injury - place bets now!

My bruv collected his new bike, yesterday... a GTR1400.

I wouldn't mind, but he only passed his test 18 months ago and has
only covered 2000 miles on a Bandit 650 since then. His skills are
somewhat... lacking - makes me look like Rossi!

He also informed me that he had a "nice long test ride"... 15 miles.
FFS!

I reckon he'll have dropped it, at the very least, by April.

Ho hum...

 

Don't be silly.

WUN has had one for ages. He hasn't crashed it, properly. Ergo, PFF's bike.

 

Nor has Colin Irvine crashed his.

--
Lozzo
SV650S K5 (sold, awaiting collection)
ZX-7R P4 (for sale)
SR250 Special (sold awaiting collection)
CBR600F-W trackbike
SR250 SpazzTrakka,
RD400F, somewhere
I see a bright new future, where chickens can cross the road with no
fear of having their motives questioned

 

Colin doesn't have a GTR14.

 

I thought he'd bought one too

--
Lozzo
SV650S K5 (sold, awaiting collection)
ZX-7R P4 (for sale)
SR250 Special (sold awaiting collection)
CBR600F-W trackbike
SR250 SpazzTrakka,
RD400F, somewhere
I see a bright new future, where chickens can cross the road with no
fear of having their motives questioned

 

ZZR, rather than the reduced power sofa

 

Ah right, thanks. Nice to see he didn't go soft in the head.

--
Lozzo
SV650S K5 (sold, awaiting collection)
ZX-7R P4 (for sale)
CBR600F-W trackbike
SR250 SpazzTrakka,
RD400F, somewhere
I see a bright new future, where chickens can cross the road with no
fear of having their motives questioned

 

I thought it went for a little lie down shortly after he bought it. Or
was it some filtering incident?

 

<joins sub-thread just in time>

Right, what shall we talk about next?

 

*properly*