Ima dad - now what?!?

He's not posting? must be sick.. better check his temperature.

Nev..
'03 ZX12R

 

Reflecting happily that I am past all that. Now I get the finagle scared
out of me looking at "P-plate driver crashes" headlines.

Cheers
Goaty

 

Oh, that JL ...

Cheers
Goaty

 

You can take your rectal thermometer and shove it up yer ....

JL
(procrastinating about a different assignment tonight
--
http://www.johnhowardlies.com/
The lie:
"We won't just automatically click our heels and follow the Americans."
John Howard, September 2002
The facts:
But one year earlier John Howard offered George Bush a blank cheque just
two days after September 11, 2001 when he said: "I've indicated
Australia will provide all support that might be requested of us by the
United States in relation to any action that might be taken."

 

Dammit, you're not JL, you're Goaty, Goaty !

JL
hmmmph !
--
http://www.johnhowardlies.com/
The lie:
"We won't just automatically click our heels and follow the Americans."
John Howard, September 2002
The facts:
But one year earlier John Howard offered George Bush a blank cheque just
two days after September 11, 2001 when he said: "I've indicated
Australia will provide all support that might be requested of us by the
United States in relation to any action that might be taken."

 

--
http://www.johnhowardlies.com/
The lie:
"We won't just automatically click our heels and follow the Americans."
John Howard, September 2002
The facts:
But one year earlier John Howard offered George Bush a blank cheque just
two days after September 11, 2001 when he said: "I've indicated
Australia will provide all support that might be requested of us by the
United States in relation to any action that might be taken."

 

But under that meek, mild mannered exterior, there is a true JL!

Cheers
Goaty

 

Possibly several.

-----sharks

 

JL the entree

 

You blokes will never know just how much you have impacted my gentle
soul ...

Cheers
Goaty

 

I'd recommend a course of aperients and lots of fluids.

HTH

Hammo

 

Your genital hole?
Eeewwww....


Euro Pat

 

Preferably with malt and hops ...

Cheers
Goaty

 

Well, you're the official representative of the Genital Post Orifice ...

Cheers
Goaty

 

1) Start saving for her first minibike. If you're going for the colour
co-ordinated thing, then early 1990s Yamaha PW50s were pink.

2) Be sure to take plenty of photos of her doing silly things whilst
she's young. Such photos will have outstanding blackmail value in her
teenage years. (ie "if you ever come home pregnant then I'll email
those baby pics to everyone")

3) Enjoy taking her for rides on the bike whilst she's still small
enough to fit in the Gearsack.

4) Video camera technology is good and cheap these days. It doesn't
cost much to get a digital video camera and film all sorts of things.
Editing it on a PC and putting it to DVD or video tape is easy enough.

5) Spend 364 days a year coming up with ideas for Mothers Day that will
convince your wife that you are the most perfect husband and father that
has ever lived.

6) Be thankful every day that it wasn't twins or triplets, such terms
are much safer reserved for discussions about carburetters rather than
babies .

7) Start looking forward to the next one.


Phil

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In aus.motorcycles on Sun, 08 Aug 2004 04:06:40 +0800

Providing she's utterly thick that might work. THe alternative is to
spend 5 mintes a day working out what you can do that day that will
convince her you are the most perfect husband and father. It will
probably involve nappies, babyfood, and "I'll do that".

And later it will involve "I'll make the kid do that"....

Zebee

 

G'day,
buy a sidecar

 

One of my favourite expressions: "We've got a kid for that...."
Clem

 

Knobdoodle said....

I used to say, "I've got a wife to do that..."

Note the phrase "used to" in that sentence....

 

Speaking as a mother yourself......

Hammo