I'm Smarter than This

Hit the floor this morning about five AM.. Turned on the boob tube
and the weather report was just commencing.. About this time, I'd
been hearing soft noises on the roof of the mobile casa.. Thinking
that it might be misting rain or something, I took a look outside to
check things out..

Sheesh.. the black GMC and the Cadillac were completely cover-
ed with a foreign looking white substance .. that vaguely reminded
me of something I'd seen in a previous life.. Closer examination
revealed to me, that it was indeed, snow.. The yard was covered
with the damned stuff and the streets were also coated..

When I returned to the warm living room of the mobile casa, the
weather was being reported by our own Rebecca Miller (good
looking little fat girl).. She was informing me that it was snowing
and then she turned it over to the traffic lady, Tammy Dombeck
(also a good looking little fat girl) hmmm.. not too fat..

Holy, jumped up Jeezus.. I didn't know there were so many idjits
still running loose.. Looks like every damned thoroughfare in this
metroplex is bumper to bumper .. Looks like parking lots in all
directions.. In an aside... I'll have to say that I haven't seen any
motorcycles in all that mess.. It's all four wheelers, looks like..
Even the truckers have parked their rigs and are sitting this one
out..

I can only come to the conclusion that something is drastically
wrong with cage drivers.. There should be something in the
licensing system that would filter out the kinds of nuts that
would jump in their cars on mornings like this .. The mexican
took a look outside and began to back across the living room
shaking her head and mumbling something about .. "los locos
estabos idiotos.. no quere vamos . esta en casa, hoy":..

Now that is a profound comment and I must say that I was
duly impressed.. Loosely translated, it means "those crazies
are idiots and I don't want to go, I'll stay in the house, today".

I think I'll just do the same and watch all the happenings on
the TV.. I'm smarter than all that.. Regards

Bill Walker
Irving

 

I agree. Me and my little ole white wife are both staying home today. When I
got back home this morning, I told her honky ass that she was staying home
with me.

Redshad

 

"snippage"

I agree.... That Tammy Dombeck is real cute. But, if you
watch her body language, she's self conscience about her
self perceived size/weight.

Although, I think she looks good. I'm sure she's just part
of the women that all think they must look like airbrushed
magazine models.

Gary

 

Whew, Gary.. She's sure curvy.. and all those curves are in
the right places.. Wow..

 

I kinda stand away from that TV screen too, but it is for
a different reason.. I just keep on drooling and don't want
to mess up that screen.. Most Walkers I know are partial
to those pretty little fat girls, anyway.. lol Regards, Gary

Bill Walker

 

Well, Us good old country boys are smarter than that too, but when you got
livestock to check on, hay to haul to feed them, ice to chop in the watering
tanks plus pumping fresh warm (58 deg.) groundwater to fill the tanks also,
well, you gotta get out and do the work.

 

(Dixon Ranch)
I can only come to the conclusion that something is drastically wrong
with cage drivers.. There should be something in the licensing system
that would filter out the kinds of nuts that would jump in their cars on
mornings like this .. The mexican took a look outside and began to back
across the living room shaking her head and mumbling something about ..
"los locos estabos idiotos.. no quere vamos . esta en casa, hoy":..
Now that is a profound comment and I must say that I was duly
impressed.. Loosely translated, it means "those crazies are idiots and I
don't want to go, I'll stay in the house, today".
I think I'll just do the same and watch all the happenings on the TV..
I'm smarter than all that.. Regards
Bill Walker
Irving


Bill--
Well, Us good old country boys are smarter than that too, but when you
got livestock to check on, hay to haul to feed them, ice to chop in the
watering tanks plus pumping fresh warm (58 deg.) groundwater to fill the
tanks also, well, you gotta get out and do the work.--Dixon Ranch--


Well, you talk like a real texas rancher.
What part of the state is your spread located?

B. Jay Kana--
NETexas
03Valk-&-98 Magna
Have a Dandy Day--