Im shopping a drunk driver

Oh, I have a sense of humour. It's just that you're not very funny. To
be more exact you're not funny in the way you believe you are. I'm
finding you mildly amusing at the moment.

You refer to "panties" in your spam trap and call me a "crass piece of
shit"? God you're stupid.

Please explain. I use the word "fuckwit" to describe people jumping on
any particular bandwagon because I see them as lacking the basic
where-withall to form and hold their own opinions.

You probably thought "crocodile" was the height of wit.

And, depending on your age went around saying "great, super",
"milkey-milkey" or some such similar catch-phrase; genuinely believing
that repeating someone else's humour parrot-fashion was all that was
required to have a "sense of humour".

Oh, referring once more to sense of humour... for someone who accuses
others of not having one yours seems particularly lacking at the moment.
What's the matter?

 

Move back from the bank, there's a good chap, you're casting a shadow on
the water.

 

First big bike smash...

There was an irritating old **** in the bed next to me - wouldn't stop
complaining about absolutely everything. I whiled away the hours when he
was catching flies by lobbing peanuts into his gob.

Another pikey old fucker opposite never washed, had hair coated in years
of grease and smoked about 80 a day.

One day he set his hair on fire.

Laugh? I nearly shat myself laughing.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

Different from my first 'big' bike smash (spent about 1 week in hospital
and ended up on sticks for a year culminating in a bone graft).

I woke up in the trauma ward next to a friend of mine and just across
from another friend. We'd all been involved in separate bike accidents.

I think that more than half of the 8 people in the trauma ward were
there as a results of bike smashes.

Happy days. Seriously, I look back and smile at most of the times I've
broken stuff. Course I'll stop smiling about it as I get older and
don't smile as much when I'm aching in damp weather but... on the whole
it amuses me.

 

"Milkey milkey" rings a vague bell, but not sure where or why.

Any explanations? Someone throw me a frickin bone here.

 

Punt and Dennis in some earlier iteration I believe. Something on the
TV around the early to mid 90s (I think). I didn't watch it but
observed fuckwits repeating it parrot fashion to the mirth of those
around them.

 

A-haa

 

A character from Mary Whitehouse Experience.

 

mb wrote

MWHID.

 

Thanks for that; despite not watching the TV show not knowing its name
was getting to me...

 

Only slightly different - left femur so smashed it was unpinnable; I
used to watch in envy as ordinary broken femur victims came and went
with pins in place, the bastards. Months in traction for me, ho hum;
followed by months wearing a caliper and on crutches.

AOL. In a small side ward 6 of the 8 beds were occupied by SMIDSY
victims.

It's only now my left knee is giving me some gyp, but on the whole I've
been lucky to get away with it as long as I have.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

Your work?

You've had **** all to do with this you senile old ****.

 

Well the serious one was almost 20 years ago in my case so I can't
complain too much. I reckon even if the last 20 years of my life are
pained that bikes will have been an overall positive influence.

Anyway, you learn to adapt to pain and limitations so I'm not expecting
it to be unmanageable

 

Andy Bonwick wrote

Now, I am no great fan of gods own motorcycle but I think you have gone
a little too far there. Really.

 

Noted.
And I would just like to take this opportunity to recommend
for some spam of their own.
is the e-mail address of one of many Viagra
spammers.

 

Des Coughlan wrote

Which is only fucking right and proper.

FFS if you keep a fucking dog you are responsible for it aren't you,
even under fucking french law?

 

There's a little bit more to it than that, as well you know.

Would you care to provide google references to this, because I've never
seen this happen.

You may have a point with this one.

This is not true. Have you missed the fact that I take every
opportunity to flame BRC for being a tedious, feeble-minded Northern
wench?

Google ref, please. I have no idea what you're on about.

 

Des Coughlan wrote

Only for those purposes not associated with calling you a ****.

Never. Always happy and bright I am.

 

Damn.
The GTS *is* an underpowered shed, but it does have the most powerful brakes
on the road...