I'm Runnin'

Decided I would throw my hat in the ring for this race.. I want to be YOUR
monitor for this group..My platform is simple.. If I don't like your posts
I'll delete them.. If you comment unfavorably to another's post.. I'll exile
your ass forever.. If you don't post at least twice a week .. You are
history.. If you criticize ANYONE.. especially some corrupt ol' politician..
You are toast.. If you get into a confrontation with another poster, I WILL
recruit a band of IDIOTS to gang up and toast your silly ass.. And .. if you
persist and continue to post your nonsense, I WILL call your ISP and get you
kicked off your server.. Now these are some of the ground rules goin' in.. I
can make up others as I go along, IF IT SUITS ME.. Hey .. I need your
votes.. Didn't realize there was an opening till lately, and I hope I am in
time to get in the campaign.. I will faithfully serve and conduct my
responsiblities with dispatch... Can I count on you ?

Your friend in Irving
Bill Walker

 

Political Action Training Head Employee In Charge

From the desk of: IceMan

Mr. Walker,
We here at the Political Action Training Head Employee In Charge program
(known as P.A.T.H.E.I.C.)have recieved your letter of intrest into the Monitor
The News Groups elections. We here at P.A.T.H.E.I.C. wish to inform
You have our support and or vote as long as you accept my monitary
contributions to ignore any offending post I may put on that is in direct
conflict with any of the charter rules that you have applied or may apply in
the future. None of the forementioned rules will apply to me or my
orginization. Due to the PAC fund that will be set up for special agenda
items.
As recipiant of said PAC fund you can only preform you duties as monitor for
this group from a remote location (Siberia) of which you will recieve a
Ticket. (One Way) so you may start your said job discription immeadiatly after
the election.

Special Politial Action Committee for TX.Motorcycles
Thank You for you intrest
IceMan