I'm off...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by JackH, May 25, 2005.

  1. JackH

    JackH Guest

    ....to test ride a shite old CBR1000.

    I may be some time.
     
    JackH, May 25, 2005
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  2. In uk.rec.motorcycles, JackH amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
    Welcome to the dark side.

    It's very nimble when you get the hang of it and it will be noticeably
    faster if you chop the exhaust and take the baffles out :)

    <Bows in appreciation>
     
    Whinging Courier, May 25, 2005
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  3. JackH

    Muck Guest

    Ooohh.. suits sir.

    Is it going to be a rat then?
     
    Muck, May 25, 2005
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  4. JackH

    JackH Guest

    I'm not sure if it's shite enough for that, tbh, all I know at the mo, is
    it's a J plater, and it looks quite original with 44k on the clock, and that
    I want something a bit more grunty for blasting from one side of the country
    to the other on, than the Fazer... and will be known if bought, as 'Sharon'
    (1).

    (1) Black bike with red bits, and Mr Honda put the equivalent of white
    stilettos on it... white wheels, which I fear may have to be removed and
    repowder coated in black, given I prefer to spend my weekends riding the
    bloody thing, rather than spending hours scrubbing the rims with an old
    toothbrush.
     
    JackH, May 25, 2005
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  5. JackH

    JackH Guest

    Assuming it's all it appears to be, aye, I'll be joining that as soon as
    various bits of paper have changed hands. :)
    <Rolls up trouser leg, and gives Whinging Courier a funny handshake>
     
    JackH, May 25, 2005
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  6. In uk.rec.motorcycles, JackH amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
    Good luck with it. Mine's been nothing but reliable (apart from a dodgy
    battery last winter) and I've had no issues at all. Tyres last for ages,
    too.
    Is that...

    <Thinks>

    Ewwwwww!
     
    Whinging Courier, May 25, 2005
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  7. JackH

    Muck Guest

    Just take an angle grinder and a tin of black paint to it. :)
     
    Muck, May 25, 2005
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  8. Muck wrote
    Why waste money on paint when time and road grime can have the same
    effect but with added kudos?
     
    steve auvache, May 25, 2005
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  9. JackH

    gazzafield Guest


    I seem to recall you posting that your bike had developed a ticking noise at
    sometime and this whole NG (well, nearly) all said "CAMCHAIN AND TENSIONER".

    <narrows eyes>

    Or were you just lying Whinging Courier?
     
    gazzafield, May 25, 2005
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  10. In uk.rec.motorcycles, gazzafield amazed us all with this pearl of
    wisdom:
    Not lying at all.

    Where does a ticking noise have anything to with reliability issues?
     
    Whinging Courier, May 25, 2005
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  11. JackH

    wessie Guest

    steve auvache emerged from their own little world to say
    Just spray some Motorex chain spray on the wheels. They'll soon go black as
    the brake dust accumulates in the sticky goo.
     
    wessie, May 25, 2005
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  12. JackH

    gazzafield Guest


    You never said what it was, 'tis all. It's also ones own definition of
    reliability. I've known folk who always seem to be spannering away at their
    car/bike but "it's reliable as the day is long mate". Then you have the
    other side of the coin where nothing has ever gone wrong for thousands of
    miles and then they get a puncture. "Heap of shite, need to sell the
    thing". That kind of idea.
     
    gazzafield, May 25, 2005
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  13. JackH

    Lozzo Guest

    gazzafield says...
    It's till going, so I'd say his reliability claim still stands.
     
    Lozzo, May 25, 2005
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  14. In uk.rec.motorcycles, gazzafield amazed us all with this pearl of
    wisdom:
    Reliability in my book is something that starts when you want it to,
    stops when you want it to, steers straight and everything else you'd
    expect from a roadworthy vehicle. If a breakdown is due to neglect then
    you have to expect that but your analogy of the spannering bloke is just
    keeping his vehicle tip-top.

    Mine's never broken down and always starts on the button, except for
    those few dodgy moments I said about with the battery.

    So that's pretty fucking reliable in my book.
     
    Whinging Courier, May 25, 2005
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  15. JackH

    mups Guest

    gazzafield _I.ko says...
    Mine makes a sort of camchainey noise on startup and I mentioned it to
    the mechanic when it was in for its MOT. He said it'll be fine they run
    forever like that.[1]

    [1] Expect a post soon describing tales of woe involving pistons/valve
    interfaces.
     
    mups, May 25, 2005
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  16. JackH

    JackH Guest

    Well... we came, we saw, we didn't buy.

    To summarise... it wasn't as clean as it looked in the pictures... that
    didn't really bother me. It had a few marks and scratches... that didn't
    really bother me either - it's a J reg bike, and as such, par for the course
    generally. It did however, have a KM/H speedo, so it's an import - that
    kind of bothered me, but not enough to put me off if the price was right - I
    didn't get as far as finding out where it had been imported from, but it
    didn't seem as willing as I'd expected at higher speeds, which made me
    suspect it might actually be a Euro spec machine, and so down on power.

    The oil filter was covered in enough grime to indicate it had been in place
    for 'some time', the fuel gauge was dead, and I could feel something moving
    about that shouldn't be, under my arse under hard braking, when it hit a
    bump... so given all the weight was bearing down on the front, I suspect it
    has worn bushes in the swingarm or shock - not enough to make one walk away
    really, but enough given the overall condition, and the fact the dealer
    admitted it had been festering in their showroom for over 4 months, to
    either want a decent offer on ones bike in PX, or a sizeable lump off for
    cash.

    Neither were offered... in fact I was quite offended by how little he
    offered for the Fazer, even though he proffered that "It rides nice, doesn't
    it".

    However, I liked it - turbine smooth when opened up, much more bearable for
    a fat lump like me at motorway speeds plus (and this is without the planned
    addition of a bigger screen), and less manic than the Fazer is, when "avin'
    it large', down country lanes etc.

    In other words, much more what I'm looking for from a bike really, and one
    that's much more likely to ensure one keeps ones licence for longer than the
    Fazer will.

    The most obvious failings compared to the Fazer, were the obvious ones -
    less willing to be punted through a tight set of bends as fast, nor that
    flickable through roundabouts etc., and the brakes weren't nearly as
    confidence inspiring as the Fazers. Hardly a revelation, given what I'd
    already read about both bikes.

    So I want one... I know this for sure now, that... or I need to try a
    ZZR1100 and accept my insurance will rise by 300%, rather than 50%. ;-)
    It's a CBR... I've had loads of early 600s, and bar one regulator unit going
    and destroying the battery, they've all been spot on, never let me down.
     
    JackH, May 25, 2005
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  17. JackH

    JackH Guest

    Heh.

    Not my thang really...
     
    JackH, May 25, 2005
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  18. JackH

    JackH Guest

    Aye, well I think most peoples idea of reliability, is how often does it
    leave one stranded at the side of the road, and how often does it end up
    costing one an arm and a leg in unexpected repairs - IME of 600s, CBRs tend
    to be bloody good in both respects.
     
    JackH, May 25, 2005
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  19. In uk.rec.motorcycles, JackH amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
    Where do you live again? It wasn't a green/pink/black one was it?

    I had a feeling mine was down on power when I first got it because I was
    expecting that sudden rush at 10,000 rpm, except that was the redline.
    It's really quite flickable when you get the hang of it. You need to
    plan the flick though and it's best to do it on roads you know!
    Get a 1990 plated one. Your insurance will come /down/ by 300% ;)
     
    Whinging Courier, May 25, 2005
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