I'm not drunk, I don't have any space and no money...

I don't like spending money on my vehicles and they don't break down.

Except that rather embarrassing incident with the throttle cable.

...and losing a key, but I hadn't really lost it I'd accidentally "put it
somewhere safe", anyway it didn't imobilise me.

 

The three year old (nearly) pictures make it look quite nice.

 

Not yet.....

 

Mine don't. And I'm only a tightwad when it comes to vehicles, and even
then, not always.

 

Andy Wegg was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Well, depends - as TOG said, for something like a grand to 1200 I'd be
willing to take the risk and flog it to him if it blows up .

Any more and I'm not going to bother. TBH, I don't know if I'm going
to bother at all anyway.

 

Somebody on this newsgroup, whilst attending the Chimay SOB races,
managed to lock their bike key under the seat of their bike.

Fortunately, said person was spared much embarrassment by fortuitously
having the spare key located on their person... the lucky Old Git.

 

They didn't leave a card. Unless it's this one, starting ZU1954 (I think
that may be an Ebay thing)

 

Got it, ta!

 

TOG@toil, , scribbled on the back of a
napkin:

Well, I had set myself a limit of 1200 which had been reached a couple
of days ago. In the end it went for 1370...