I'm going mad

Last week I bought 2x50g packs of Golden Virginia from a very nice lady
at the market.

I got home, opened one and put the other one away for safekeeping. Now I
need the other one. Can I find it?

Can I ****.

 

It'll be in the last place you look ;o)

HTH

--
Steve Parry

http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk

http://www.arrivedeprived.org.uk/

K100RS SE
F650
(not forgetting the SK90PY)

 

I'm resigned to going out and buying some more. I've looked everywhere,
even in the fridge an washing machine ffs!

I've got a few butts left in the ashtray I can make a couple out,
although I really don't want to do this, and I've just found a half
smoked one on the chair next to me I'm smoking now but that's it. I
tried looking in the last place I'd look but it wasn't there :-\

 

Check in the oven then.

 

Whinging Courier wrote

I just lit a fag and took two drags and put it out. Just for the hell
of it. I think I'll roll another.

 

Ah, cheers darlin'

<sluuurrp>

<romantic mode>

I've just found one of your half smoked fags on the side of the chair. I
knew it was yours because it was rolled in that special way that only
you know. Nice it was. Mmmmm.

</rm>

 

Bastard.

 

I don't drink night nurse any more. It contains too much paracetamol and
I'm looking after my liver.

 

Bastard.

 

Whinging Courier wrote

I try.

 

Heh. I still haven't gone. There's a shop at the end of the road but I
don't know if it's 24hr. I might just gave the bike out and have a
midnight hoon.

 

Whinging Courier emerged from their own little world to say

Your liver's no use to you when your heart &/or lungs pack up due to
smoking.

Although, there's a bloke up there that would put it to good use sauteed
with a few onions.

 

*SNORT*

 

True. The thinking was "while I still have use of".

Anyway, I haven't got any fags. I went out to buy them, bought two
packets of Foxes biscuits and forgot the flippin' fags.[1]

And a nice Chianti...

[1] I *knew* I was going to forget them. I've honestly got the poorest
memory. I don't think it's getting any better.[2]

[2] Are you a Doctor? Is there anything I can take to help improve the
ol' grey matter? Most of it's been shot away, granted, but I'd like to
slow down the process of mungness and perhaps even reverse it.

 

Cod liver oil and marmite or brewers yeast tablets are good for the grey
matter so I heard. I forget who told me that.

 

The age of true romance is still alive and kicking. It warms my soul
does that.

 

Whinging Courier emerged from their own little world to say

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/medicines/100004076.html

My mum has short term memory problems. She was referred to a specialist who
prescribed the above. It is supposed to reduce the rate of mental decay
rather than arrest or reverse the process.

Some people respond well. Mum didn't like the side effects [1] so she quit
after 6 weeks.

[1] disturbed sleep which made her feel generally unwell

 

Have you looked over there?

 

lol... mental decay. I'm not laughing at your Mum but mental decay is
definitely a feature of mine ATM.

I asked Jeeves and it seems a poor diet can cause it, too.

Nah, I'm not into anything with side effects. BTDT.

A nice jar of kelp or magnesium or something.

I sleep very soundly, it's about the only thing I can do well )