I'm getting too old for this

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Gyp, Nov 22, 2008.

  1. Gyp

    Gyp Guest

    Perfect for spares then. I'll bring the trailer.
     
    Gyp, Nov 22, 2008
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    wessie Guest

    indeed
     
    wessie, Nov 22, 2008
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    Pip Luscher Guest

    Oh yes. If only becaue I have to wipe the damn visor every thirty
    seconds to see where I'm going. One of the other ones I hate is the
    grey salt film that one gets on a visor from damp, salted roads. Don't
    wipe it and you can see - just. Inadvertently wipe it and it turns
    into a smeary film that's even worse.
     
    Pip Luscher, Nov 22, 2008
    #23
  4. Amen
     
    The Older Gentleman, Nov 22, 2008
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  5. Gyp

    Pip Luscher Guest

    I tried one that came free with a magazine many years ago. It looked
    like a good idea but I never found it that effective and have never
    bothered since. I suppose the fact that it was a freebie might have
    meant that it was a cheap shit one though.
     
    Pip Luscher, Nov 22, 2008
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    platypus Guest

    You fucking girl. I've been happily cunting to and fro to work on the
    mighty Z200[1] for the last couple of months, in all weathers, without any
    semblance of plastic windbreak.

    [1]which recently passed its fifth anniversary in my ownership. HTF did
    that happen?
     
    platypus, Nov 22, 2008
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  7. Gyp

    Gyp Guest

    You are of course right; I don't **** anything like as effectively as you do
     
    Gyp, Nov 23, 2008
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  8. Gyp

    platypus Guest

    After I posted that, it occurred to me that 'vaginating' would be a fine,
    posh term for 'riding like a ****'. Of course, it's probably already been
    used for something sensible.
     
    platypus, Nov 23, 2008
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  9. Gyp

    Gyp Guest

    I hope not, that's quite twee.

    Though I can't see it translating to common usage too easily... "Oy!
    Vaginator!" or "I was riding like a complete vaginator".
     
    Gyp, Nov 23, 2008
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  10. Gyp

    Pip Luscher Guest

    Sounds like something that takes batteries.
     
    Pip Luscher, Nov 23, 2008
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  11. Gyp

    platypus Guest

    "Petrol vaginator"
     
    platypus, Nov 23, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    I've used a "V" sponge since I lost my visor wiping gloves, but they need to
    be kept in a plastic bag to stop 'em drying out.


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Nov 23, 2008
    #32
  13. Gyp

    Beav Guest

    Ok, twenty.


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Nov 23, 2008
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