I'm complaining about this

Grimly Curmudgeon Aug 1, 1:25 pm hide options

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Date: Mon, 01 Aug 2005 13:25:13 +0100
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Open an account for his 14th birthday and put money in it for a hooker.

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Dave


GS850 x2 XS650SE / SE 6a

 

Well, Tony Brandy, if somebody had done that for your 14th or 16th
birthday, you probably wouldn't have grown up with a fetish about
wanking in car parks, now would you?

 

"Oh Brandy, well you came and you gave without taking, but I sent you
away...."

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

This is paedophilia (bloody disgusting).

 

Sir. Tony fumbled, fiddled and fingered:

no that'd be http://www.menstrualfetishvideos.com/

--
Steve Parry
K100RS SE & F650
and a 520i SE Touring for comfort

(not forgetting the SK90PY)

http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk

 

<amazed>
You utter, utter fucktard.

And the ISP in question didn't laugh your sorry arse into oblivion?

What in the name of holy crap are you on? I've seen some know-nothing
bozos on here before but you...You hit previously only hypothetical
levels of fuckwittery.

Science has yet to devise methods by which to begin to measure the scale
of stupidity present in your own, tiny, tiny universe.

How in the hell do you manage not to die from this affliction of
moronitude?

You are stupid cubed.

You are the dictionary definition of "cretin".
--
| Wik -UKRMHRC#10- 2003 R1150GSA -DC#1 -'FOT#0 'FOF #39 - BOD#12 BOB#12
|# You don't believe me | "Experience is the worst teacher.
|That the scenery | It always gives the test first
|Could be a cold-blooded killer. | and the instruction afterward."
***** human response from wik at blueyonder dot co dot uk *****

 

Wik scribbled:

Tone, don't you know that you are pathetic? You trolling worthless bag
of filth. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the
instructions on the heel.

I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I will never get over the
embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You give
computers a very sad connotation. You have all the appeal of a paper
cut. Lepers avoid you. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have
sex with you. Your hand even refuses autoerotism. You are unreservedly
pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality
forgot. You are a luser.

Your life is a monument to stupidity. I cannot believe how incredibly
stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.
Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a
whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid.
Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons
have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape.
Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on the warm side of Mercury
stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits
in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in
our universe can really be this stupid.

Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of
stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything
else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I
can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may
not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left
to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about
unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of your drivel.

Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean,
really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling
was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to
read, write, spell, count, and learn you will have more success. True,
these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for
granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes
forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these
things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I
would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right."
Sort of like parking in a handicapped space. I wish you the best of
luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing
such a demand on you (like passing gas, for instance).

In short, if I traded you for shit, I would lose the container I
brought you in. Otherwise, have a good day and keep enjoying your
pitiful world.

 

.... ...

So you don't think he should bother posting his MENSA application then

(Nice - Filed for future amusement)

 

raden says...

I did an online IQ test the other day, I scored 131. It's the first
time I've done an IQ test and tbh I'm not at all surprised or bothered
about the highish score, as I believe online tests of any kind to be a
load of bollocks anyway.

 

Shouldn't you also credit the original author?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, frag

This, and a couple of other things lead me to suspect you've nicked this
from a Septic.

Poor form, old boy. Poor form.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Still, it was entertaining for a while.
--
Martin:
"For a minute there, you bored me to death."
VTR1000 Firestorm
TDR250 http://ukrm.net/BIKES/Yamaha/tdr250.html
martin dot smith nine zero three at ntlworld dot com

 

Aye, 'twas a remembrance of the same wot inspired me...
--
| Wik -UKRMHRC#10- 2003 R1150GSA -DC#1 -'FOT#0 'FOF #39 - BOD#12 BOB#12
|# You don't believe me | "Experience is the worst teacher.
|That the scenery | It always gives the test first
|Could be a cold-blooded killer. | and the instruction afterward."
***** human response from wik at blueyonder dot co dot uk *****

 

Yeah yeah yeah...where's my email?

 

[emailed]
--
| Wik -UKRMHRC#10- 2003 R1150GSA -DC#1 -'FOT#0 'FOF #39 - BOD#12 BOB#12
|# You don't believe me | "Experience is the worst teacher.
|That the scenery | It always gives the test first
|Could be a cold-blooded killer. | and the instruction afterward."
***** human response from wik at blueyonder dot co dot uk *****

 

snip>

Did you cut & paste that load of bollocks or did you spend a good
chunk of Saturday evening dreaming it up?

 

What if the 14th birthday treat includes a trip to one of those countries
where it is legal at 14? Is that still paedophilia?

 

Ginge scribbled:

Who was it? I've seen it used shed loads of times, tweaked for use in
various newsgroups, for various causes. That came from a Mac Vs Windows
flame thread and I've cut it down about 60% cause it seems to be a
merge of two similar types of flames, and one was fairly poor.

I just love the proto stupid bit

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel scribbled:

<fx : walks away guiltily>

 

Andy Bonwick scribbled:

You think that was bollocks? You want to read the original, twice as
long and 3 times as bed.

(and no, I didn't make it up!)