I'm back, this time it's personal

Dear fuckers,

I'll be back in the UK to flog off a bunch of shit from July 1st
-11th. If you're interested in instruments and/or home recording then
this is a good time to get some cheap gear.

I can't detail it all at the mo, because- basically- I can't remember
but it's stuff like Squire Jazz bass, Takemine acoustic, a Tanglewood
semi acoustic, monitor speakers, mics (decent and high quality), a
purpose-built soundproofed recording pc (with a load of installed
software such as battery, cubase, guitar plugins etc), headphones, and
a bucket of fried chicken

Basically all the stuff you'd need to record some pretty damn high
quality stuff and have a snack.

I'll be lobbing it out at cheap, pick-it-up-yourself prices. You know
it's good stuff, because I put it together and I fucking rock. All the
stuff I did with Sorby like the UKRM theme used it plus my own
ventures that plebs like you lot could never appreciate.
I won't have time to piss about, I'll work out a set price and
there'll be little to no haggling, what I don't sell gets stored.

Any questions, or indications of interest, email me at this address.
Any insults or prenis enlargement spam to darsy's.

_ _

porl

 

Interested.

 

Why not? I'm thinking of a Come-and-Buy-All-My-Tat party

 

<starts singing>
#Come buy all my tat
#Come buy all
#Come buy all my tat
#Come buy all

<fx: lone straggly song builds to a rousing, tear-inducing welcome back
choir for porl>

 

Might be interested in this, assuming you also have some sort of Amp
for it, and it's dirt cheap. Need to sort out a ukrm underground
railway connection, mind, unless you fancy popping over to deliver it.

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..'_/_|_\_'. Ace (brucedotrogers a.t rochedotcom)
\`\ | /`/ GSX-R1000K3 (slightly broken, currently missing)
`\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2, IBB#10
`\|/`
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how much for the bass, mister?

 

it's OK - I got one since we last met.

 

BGN got lucky, eh?

 

I've never met the chap.

 

Glory hole? Kinky!

 

Mmmmmm cubase.

 

I can see a queue forming up behind the bass guitar... How much? An
auction perhaps?

 

porl wrote:

,

What model & how much is that doggy?

 

I can't tell you at the mo, it's all stored away. If you send an email
to my address I will forward details when I inventoryise everything.

 

Twickenham, Tw1

 

Email me chumpy. The price will obviously go up and down depending on
how much I like you.

 

Only if you sweeten the deal by letting me clean your pool and crawl
over some broken glass.

 

Did you get my email?

 

Tempting, but you'd have to clear up the glass and blood afterwards.

--
_______
..'_/_|_\_'. Ace (brucedotrogers a.t rochedotcom)
\`\ | /`/ GSX-R1000K3 (slightly broken, currently missing)
`\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2, IBB#10
`\|/`
`

 

Yeah, did you get mine?