If you had just one answer...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Tristan Greaves, Oct 7, 2003.

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    Erik The Bee Guest

    No. That's the response to "What speed where you doing?"
    The correct response to the OP question is

    My panniers are full of the body parts of my wife who I just murdered
    and then cut up with an angle grinder.

    This then evolves into the joke about the woman pulled for speeding in
    her car who says she has a dead body in the boot.
     
    Erik The Bee, Oct 8, 2003
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    Stu Guest

    or [3] I say "then he shoved a tape recorder under my nose and started
    spouting off some hackneyed Cockney
    phrases, which I was unable to follow or write down, and didn't appear to
    answer the question of "why were you speeding?"

    and then you play your tape to the magistrate and see who gets the jollity
    and ridicule (and a fine and points)

    --

    Stu
    XJ900
    YTC#11 OSOS#23
    pull my plonker when replying
     
    Stu, Oct 8, 2003
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    Stu Guest

    "I'm Prince Andrew"

    (allegedly)

    --

    Stu
    XJ900
    YTC#11 OSOS#23
    pull my plonker when replying
     
    Stu, Oct 8, 2003
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    Ace Guest

    "I'm Prince Andrew and so is my wife."
     
    Ace, Oct 8, 2003
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    Steve Guest

    [snip]
    What, it was a thinly disguised joke that I missed? I feel like such a
    newbie at times.
     
    Steve, Oct 8, 2003
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    William Grainger Guest

    heh.

    Don't worry, it wasn't actually *funny*
     
    William Grainger, Oct 8, 2003
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    Ace Guest

     
    Ace, Oct 8, 2003
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    Power Grainger Guest

    Heh heh, I like that one!
     
    Power Grainger, Oct 8, 2003
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    Darren Robinson Guest

    What about alligators, caimans and gharials?
     
    Darren Robinson, Oct 8, 2003
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    Simian Guest

    Power Grainger :

    You appear to have about 30 years of biking 'humour' to catch up on.
     
    Simian, Oct 8, 2003
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    marina Guest

    I thought it rather good, actually. I am quite touched. Mind you, we
    know that already ....

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    marina, Oct 8, 2003
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    Owen Guest

    *waves*
    --
    O -----
    1 Black, 1 Red. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Egocentric statement | ooo |
    -----
     
    Owen, Oct 8, 2003
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    tallbloke Guest


    You appear to have about 30 years of biking 'humour' to catch
     
    tallbloke, Oct 9, 2003
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    Simian Guest

    tallbloke :
    You appear to be a whopping dullard; a monstrous beige stain on an
    otherwise colourful and mildly amusing group. If a school holiday
    spawned newbie poster were to attempt to troll by making repeated use
    of the facile crocodile sub-meme it would still be massively more
    worthwhile than the total of your flacid output. Your posts are as
    entertaining as terminal diarrhea, and slightly less welcome.

    HTH.
     
    Simian, Oct 9, 2003
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    William Grainger Guest

    I'm getting all misty eyed here...
     
    William Grainger, Oct 10, 2003
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    tallbloke Guest

    Simian <simian@invalid_address.semi-evolved.org> spouted the following
    in
    <snip>

    yawn
     
    tallbloke, Oct 10, 2003
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    Simian Guest

    tallbloke :
    ^^^^

    New nick? Suits you sir.
     
    Simian, Oct 10, 2003
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    tallbloke Guest

    not if it's quotable.



    no nick?

    how dull

    suits you sir
     
    tallbloke, Oct 10, 2003
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    Simian Guest

    tallbloke :
    See, it's like you're trying to ape the bigger boys, but missing the
    quintessential essences of original humorous insult: originality,
    insult, and humour.

    Perhaps mime would more exhibit your... talents?
     
    Simian, Oct 10, 2003
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    darsy Guest

    heh.
     
    darsy, Oct 11, 2003
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