If you had just one answer...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Tristan Greaves, Oct 7, 2003.

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    mups Guest

    * o *
     
    mups, Oct 7, 2003
    #21

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    Wazza Guest

    Works if you are Alex ferguson...

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    Wazza

    T595

    Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
     
    Wazza, Oct 7, 2003
    #22

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    Spete Guest

    Sure, In the meantime switch of the HTML...............
     
    Spete, Oct 7, 2003
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    William Grainger Guest

    *whooosh!*
     
    William Grainger, Oct 7, 2003
    #24
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    Steve Brassett Guest

    #Old MacDonald was dyslexic...
     
    Steve Brassett, Oct 7, 2003
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    steve auvache Guest

    Doesnotcompute wrote
    Spot on.
     
    steve auvache, Oct 7, 2003
    #26
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    steve auvache Guest

    Tristan Greaves wrote
    Never gonna happen.
     
    steve auvache, Oct 7, 2003
    #27
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    Paul Corfield Guest

    Ar zu taaking ze piss zen? I vill zay zis only wonce "you're nicked,
    Monsewer Frog".
     
    Paul Corfield, Oct 7, 2003
    #28
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    ferret Guest

    Not I, that's for certain.
     
    ferret, Oct 7, 2003
    #29
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    sweller Guest

    I think this is a job for O:SYFF
     
    sweller, Oct 7, 2003
    #30
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    Cab Guest

    Oh lok. Ee fell dan zer sturs.
     
    Cab, Oct 7, 2003
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    Whinging Courier Guest

    In uk.rec.motorcycles, Tristan Greaves said:
    "I wasn't speeding, my head was hot and I wanted to get some air in
    through the vents"
     
    Whinging Courier, Oct 7, 2003
    #32
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    Platypus Guest

    IIRC it was "You're the **** with the radar, you tell me."

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    Platypus - Faster Than Champ
    VN800 Drifter, R80RT
    DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
    BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11
    BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15
     
    Platypus, Oct 7, 2003
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    Platypus Guest

    Pull from your pocket The Official UKRM Speeding Excuses Black Book and
    say "It's one of these, hang on a sec while I find a good one" and start
    leafing through it. With any luck, he'll want a look, spend about 3
    minutes reading and laughing, then send you on your way with no more
    than a flea in your ear.

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    Platypus - Faster Than Champ
    VN800 Drifter, R80RT
    DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
    BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11
    BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15
     
    Platypus, Oct 7, 2003
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    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    True response...

    "I thought you were just a mad **** in a van."

    Got me off, anyway.

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6? DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Oct 7, 2003
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    Lozzo Guest

    Owen had a fit and wibbled.....
    Oh ****, he's been at the drinks cabinet again. I thought Marina had
    promised to hide the keyboard when Owen was in the house.

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    Lozzo
    ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CBCBCB750RSRSRS
    BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, two#49, MIB#22, TCP#7, BONY#9,
    ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
    BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, KoBV#3.
    Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
    www.mjkleathers.com
     
    Lozzo, Oct 7, 2003
    #36
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    Owen Guest

    I am done with these fields of conflict tyhat the throw upon me
    unbiden. I would rathether suffer the nightmares that I share wiyth my
    closest conso9rt, awithin the clouds of mind-mesleng ale, and stand
    trtue to my gods and admit my faults...
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    O -----
    1 Black, 1 Red. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Egocentric statement | ooo |
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    Owen, Oct 7, 2003
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    Owen Guest

    snippy-like...
    You really do wanna get done, now dontcha!

    Power to you.....
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    O -----
    1 Black, 1 Red. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Egocentric statement | ooo |
    -----
     
    Owen, Oct 7, 2003
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    Owen Guest

    Wot every other f*cker sed.....
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    O -----
    1 Black, 1 Red. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Egocentric statement | ooo |
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    Owen, Oct 7, 2003
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    deadmail Guest

    She did... unfortunately in the drinks cabinet.
     
    deadmail, Oct 7, 2003
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