If you had a dream bike made,what are the 2 modifications you'd mostwant on it ?

If money wasn't a limitation and someone built you your dream bike
(be it a road or dirt based based one), what are the two dream
modifications you'd most want the bike to have.

You can't just say no needs for mods, I'll take this dream brand of
bike.

 

Hub steering (or a steered upright like Yamaha's GTS1000 had) and two-
wheel drive.

And, if it's no trouble, I want a ~20 inch seat height with feet-
forward controls like Dan Gurney's limited production Alligator.

 

1. Air conditioning / heating
2. Six Speaker Bose surround-sound ipod ready stereo (so I can blast
Classical music at those gawd-damned Honda Civics blasting (c)RAP "music"
for everyone else to hear and endure at stoplights and gas stations.)

 

Oil pump HAS to handle Castor oil for the oil injection

Modern suspension that looks like the original...


obtw 2 strokes smoke and 4 strokes choke!

 

Playmate 2008 July on the front and Playmate June on the back

 

Turbo charger and ohlins suspension.

 

Robocannon, like in Alien 2.

Hyperdrive.

 

Surely they would both be built onto your dream bike at the outset, and
there would be no need for modification?

 

Doesn't that defeat the main reason for owning a bike, the constant
feeling that at some unpredictable time in the future you are going to
lose a substantial amount of skin and have both legs in plaster?

 

uh ... if it was my dream bike, then why would it need any
modifications?

 

In message

<Sotto voce>
Yeah, we all spotted that, but let's humour him, he might have something
sharp
</sv>

I'd want my dream bike to be even more dreamy with the addition of an
underwater barbeque and a unicorn dispenser

 

Yum; barbequed unicorn!

(The horn's the best part!)

 

Indeed. As pointless threads go, this is one of the most.

Lazygun

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Guns to the front, chaff to the rear.

 

1. An anti-theft device that slowly & painfully removes all the limbs
from anyone trying to steal it.

2. A 'remove all cars from in front' button.

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'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250

 

eeew, way too skinny.

 

#Stuck in the middle with you

 

heh. My first thought on reading the OP was Kelly Brook on the pillion.

Indeed.

 

A *teleport* the slow (but safe) vehicle out of the way beam.

A *disintegrate* the dangerous cagers beam.


G-S

 

You're quite right. I'll specify the "Tardis" option.


BTH