If TOG was Santa.

Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for
your reindeer outside the backdoor.
Love, Little Joe

Dear Joe,
Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face. If you
want to be a kiss-ass, then leave me a bottle of fine Claret and some
Toblerone!
Santa

 

<offended>

What prompted this unwarranted attack, may I ask? ;-)

 

Santa's sleigh would be a lovely shade of pastel blue and break down after
53 feet.

Little Timmy would be playing with his new gasket set.

 

Look, just **** off, will you all? In the nicest possible way. Ta.

 

Have you done something that's yet to be known ... IYSWIM

 

And Santa would offer to buy them back (cheap) on
Boxing Day.

 

Would all the "Dear Santa" letters be returned with their spelling and
grammar corrected?

 

<offended>

What prompted this unwarranted attack, may I ask? ;-)[/QUOTE]

I wondered that, too.

 

I wondered that, too.[/QUOTE]

The "kiss-ass" is the giveaway, I reckon.

I put forth the proposition that one Dr. G got the above, or very
similar, in a "humourous" email and made not-so-subtle changes to make
it applicable here. Once done it was mere childs play to post it.

Tog was a natural choice as he has been cast in other imaginary roles
such as one half of the unforgettable dynamic duo Champman and Togin.

 

message

Someone sent it to me and for some reason I immediately thought of you.

 

You got me. In the original story is was a "glass of fine wine"

I changed it to a "bottle of fine claret".

 

I wondered that, too.[/QUOTE]


I was bored.

 

Either that or they'd suddenly find their way into the Buyers Guide section
of a well-known motorcycling publication.