If it's snowing...

....it must be Christmas. And as many here are aware, I've gotten into the
habit of having a little soirée this time of year. This year, it's Saturday
11th December. All welcome, mulled wine, nibbles etc, email for map and
instructions if you've not been here before.

 

Excellent. You know what to do, then...

 

platypus says...

Excellent. It all sounds very civilised, Steph and I shall have to pop
down to lower the tone a tad.

 

Excellent.

 

Panic ye not.

I are mostly unable to desecrate your woodpile.
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Ubggre. You are an ornament to any assembly.

 

I'm not that convinced it'd be too cosy in that there garage, either.

Still warmer than in this fucking house, though.

<shiver>

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You'd probably end up in a snowdrift en route anyway.

 

Max, the Snowblower!

<thumbs through WinterWings catalogue>

Oooh!

<orders towbar for sleigh, and some chrome jingle bells>

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Ooh!

Reckon I might be up for that.
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I *bet* those actually exist in the WingBitz catalogues.

 

I'll put it in my diary.

 

I can just see you, trundling round London, fairy lights, tinsel, jingle
bells, Christmas CD booming out of the stereo.

It can't be long before the stick-on ears lot start doing Santa hats. I
wonder if you can get low-oxygen interconnects for the Wing?

 

Anyway, if the snores are cured, you won't feel you need to sleep in the
shed, right?

 

Does this mean that I might have been recalled from Libya?
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AFAIK you're still out there. But I may let you come back for Christmas, if
only to wind up Bonwick.

 

You misunderstand my feelings about Xmas.

If I knew what they were, I might be able to let you know.

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger

Does the word "subversion" mean nothing to you?

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But it would be /lovely/, and such a treat for all the kiddies.

Posh Hi-fi cabling, to make the stereo sound better in special ways.

 

Two problems:

1. Alcohol. - exacerbates the snoring.
2. Forgetfulness - brought on by the alcohol.
3. Farting.

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