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What, cyclists are a bunch of thick cunts and we'd be doing society a
favour by running them off the road and reducing the scummy bastards
drain on our social security system?

Yes. I'd agree with that.

 

I'm in that club too, of course.
I often find ear wax on the mirror pod.

 

And the possibility that it was left deliberately amiguous just to
stir up tempers is soooo unlikely, eh Neil?

 

You'll be saying next that I x-posted it just to stir up the dayglo
Lycra shorts mob who are too poor to be able to afford powered vehicles.

 

Not me guv, wouldn't dream of it.

BTW, *waves* to UKRC. Used to be a regular there some years back.

 

Wasn't before you came into some money and bought a proper bike?

 

The Older Gentleman must be edykated coz e writed:

Who are these "dayglo Lycra shorts mob"? And what offends you about
cyclists? Is it because we work for a living?

 

c/some money/licence/

 

Oi! My MTB is worth more than my car

 

What offends me about cyclists?

Well the fact that you're so funny with your attribution text.

Your pointless wearing of lycra

Your self-righteous attitude to the road

Your selfish use of the pavement

That enough or need more?

I swear if I see a **** on one of those monstosities on this website
that there will be one cyclist less to worry about. No judge would
convict me, I would obviously be removing a dangerous madman from the
community.

 

Aye. Well - he was the first of my close friends I had ever lost in
that way.

But I can understand why it would no longer matter so much
when you are on the 20th one.. [1]

Phil

[1] Hazardous business being Lozzos friend..

 

must be edykated coz e writed:

You sir, are a horses arse.

 

Learn to snip, fuckwit.

 

must be edykated coz e writed:

There you go, and you are still a horses arse.

 

Keep paying him compliments like that and he'll never go away...

 

<sigh> And you're the one who complains at people who go for cliched
targets.

 

Oi, Burnt, why are you being such an arse?

 

Oh for heavens sake, that thread was cross posted. The rules are
different for cross posted threads. I thought that much was clear.

This reply, natch, isn't cross posted.

 

Because it's what I do. See other email.

You're really not on the ball today are you matey.

 

Thank you.

Are you still riding your tricycle around? Does it have a nice bell or
do you blow a whistle to draw attention to your lycra-clad body?