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Oooooh
Anyone got some good topless pics of Liza Tarbuck?

 

Using the patented Mavis Bacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Platypus

I'd be more interested in "Portillo Repellent".

 

Amusingly quasi-heraldic terminology. Surely you'd rather have a
"Portillo Repellant"?

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Dianne Abbott needs to get herself around a big can of that.

He's up 'er, I'm sure of it

 

What an absolutely *wonderful* website. Bookmarked.

 

Innit, though?

If you ever need material for a good anti-celebrity rant ...

#;-)>>

 

Paul Burrell, fnar
*Get a grip, Paul, all you were good for was making cups of tea and giving
directions to visitors, and nothing's changed.*

 

He was overtly and obviously trustworthy. He had integrity and
compassion as well as intellect and guile.

 

Heh. I likes that site, I does.

Cyclists:

I've fucking had enough of you.

Yeah I don't like people driving cars either, but at least the bastards
stay on the fucking road.

Not you cyclists, no you own the bloody pavement, don't you? Why the
**** do you complain about cars when you're just on the pavement anyway,
expecting people to get out of the way and act like total cunts?

You're a sad bunch, cyclists.

Reclaim The Streets, you fucking say. Well I'm gonna reclaim the fucking
pavement which is gonna be full of disemboweled and decapitated corpses
of fucking cyclists when I'm finished with you arseholes.

There does exist an elite form of cyclist wankers. They are called cycle
couriers.

These twats basically base themselves on some sort of US Westcoast
skater image, wear shit clothes and act like turds.

What's worse is, they don't do it for the money, everybody knows they
get paid jackshit.

No, they do it to be arseholes, and that's exactly what they are, the
more of them run over the better, they've got themselves to blame.

Fucking tossers. Well I think I made my point.
Thank you.

 

Did you have to quote the complete message again and double the tossers
exposure?

 

Which tosser, how about some context fuckwit?

Seemed like a sensible message to me.

 

<almost BHaLC>

Whereas I can see the first one, someone dying, esp. someone
who isn't inheritantly evil, is no cause for celebration.
Sure she was an attention grabbing bimbo (served by an attention
grabbing butler by the looks of things).

</almost BHaLC>

 

Oh no he wasn't!

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No, I could have completely ignored the message too and let you find out for
yourself that he was trolling.

 

You are Kate Hoey and I claim my £5.

 

Using the patented Mavis Bacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Platypus

Heh.

Still sort of works though:

A Portillo repellent, co-erectant with a Howard repugnant on a field of
azure, above a Duncan-Smith abased. Cross-anchored on a W of argent.

 

Had enough of cyclists as a whole, and yet not of me on my own? Thank you,
bless!

[blah blah blah]

What's the difference between others being ignorant arseholes here:

And your point here:

I mean, just, like, out of interest, I mean, like, that's a bit far-out on
the heaviness, dig?

Thomas.

 

It has all the hallmarks of a re-run of 1983-85, except not Labour this
time.

Except (this is becoming a very poor comparison the more I think about
it[1]) that if the Tories lurched rightward, in the manner that the lurch
to the left that made Labour un-electable by the "popular" vote, could
actually make them popular.

That would be the time to leave the country....


[1] But lets not spoil it, eh?

 

reminds me of an article in today's Metro; the UK is very slow to take
up broadband because of a fear of the dark side of the internet (porn,
spam, viruses) well looks like we've found a 4th.