U all ride safely, now ;-)
Is there a gibberish translator in the house? I can't make head nor nail of that uber-babble you flung onto the screen during your latest spasmodic seizure. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency. I used to think that you were a gibbering idiot. Now, after reading your latest post, I have a much lower opinion of you. Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths? A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." Reading your posts is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told, you dyslexic lobotomy patient. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you had enough brains to find water after falling down a well. Now, why don't you climb onto that Special Needs tricycle of yours with the fourth wheel attached for extra-ensured retard stability and pedal down to the sports field and do some "outdoors" stuff for a change. Hell, if you don 't like it, you can always offer to lick-clean the jockstraps. -- Oldbloke 2000 Honda CB500, 1990 Suzuki TS50 (m'boy's), Spagthorpe Basenji i BOTAFOT #140 "He's like Robbo's chubby kid brother"
Sorry, I was trying out the Random Insult Generator and Sir.Fuckwit seemed a fairly innocuous target. -- Oldbloke 2000 Honda CB500, 1990 Suzuki TS50 (m'boy's), Spagthorpe Basenji i BOTAFOT #140 "He's like Robbo's chubby kid brother"
Ah. That'll explain it. Just bear in mind that the Random Insult Generator is actually a Random Cliche Generator, and anyone who uses the old silent/fool quote is going to look a bit of a **** unless they've just written the greatest block of prose since Shakespeare..
Yeah I know, but som of it did make me chuckle though (boring day, too bloody cold to go out on the bike). -- Oldbloke 2000 Honda CB500, 1990 Suzuki TS50 (m'boy's), Spagthorpe Basenji i BOTAFOT #140 "He's like Robbo's chubby kid brother"
http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm enjoy. -- Oldbloke My Bike - 2000 Honda CB500 M'boy's Bike - 1990 Suzuki TS50X i Bike - Spagthorpe Basenji BOTAFOT #140 "He's like Robbo's chubby kid brother"
D'oh <fx makes mental note to check attrubtions more thoroughly> -- Oldbloke My Bike - 2000 Honda CB500 M'boy's Bike - 1990 Suzuki TS50X i Bike - Spagthorpe Basenji BOTAFOT #140 "He's like Robbo's chubby kid brother"
