I wish I'd head that

Welsh Deputy Police Chief addresses black officers using the medium of rap:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_west/3664381.stm

heres a sample:

"Bein' in the dibble is no cakewalk when you're black
If you don't get fitted, then you'll prob'ly get the sack
You're better chillin', lie down and just be passive
No place for us just yet in the Colwyn Bay Massive "

Top Notch.

 

Gatsos are kickin' and they go flash-flash
If you speed I'll come down on your ass
Drinkin and drivin is not as bad to me
Just ask the bruvva known as sir.tony

 

Wheelies and stoppies, now they're just mad,
but slappin yo bitch around, that ain't bad,
So come to wales you bikers you,
we're relying on the revenue.

 

[snip]

Oi! Biker! You is a bad MOFO,
You dis' me when you don't go slow.
You give me shit, but see, it's true,
Those ganstas ain't as bad as you.

The only speed that should be done,
is amphetamines, you biker scum,
so leave me to my lines of snow,
paid for by Gatso and Truvelo.

 

I hope you're happy now, Mr. Gorman.

 

<hangs head in shame>

Its like watching a drunken uncle doing karaoke at a wedding

 

He had his posse wit him.

 

Did any of them try to kill him? I'm pretty sure I would.

 

Did you enjoy your wedding then?

 

Andrewr At Work says...

Blimey, I don't remember seeing you at the reception when I got wed, did
you like the cake?

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Fucking excruciating, innit? Fairly typical of a senior copper's sense
of humour, though. Having risen up the ranks past the point where his
colleagues can tell him he's a ****, he doesn't really know what's
acceptable any more.

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Grimly Curmudgeon wrote

His resignation?

 

So you've invited Bear?
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It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember steve auvache

One can only hope. Otoh, a buffoon might be better than a fascist; you
never know who'd replace him.

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Dave

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