I think it's about time we had a new list.....

<fx : Jumps up and down and wets self with excitement>

Ooo, CIHAGM?

Pleeeeeeease.


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AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
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BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, Keeper of the TFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Nissan Micra 1.2, F plate 1989? cost was £0 but £250 to get road legal
as 1st car for my eldest. Who subsequently bought a much better
looking Micra for £30 ;-)

Go on then, I may even take a picture so it can be seen in it's gaffa
taped glory.

 

I've never imagined stabbing you quite so violently before as when I read
this.

I think I even strained my forearm.

 

stabby stabby. More rewarding than grinding your teeth in an irritated
manner. Probably healthier too.

 

<makes available selection of bladed instruments>

Can I interest Sir in the bread knife? Very popular at this time of
year.

Or the plasterboard saw? Look at those serrations! Just imagine the
damage you could inflict with one of those.

Or perhaps Sir would like the letteropener? Very discreet.
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"Oh look, a chainsaw"

 

AOL
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Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3
Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7
Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits
www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk

 

I'm told axes are considered a suitable variation on this theme.

Of for the more personalised touch of a finger by finger dissections
then secaturs are very popular.

 

I'm not sure *any* GTi should be permitted
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Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3
Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7
Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits
www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk

 

Once I sort the engine out, you're more than welcome.

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Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

Same answer as to AndrewR.

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Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

Fantastic, I love Scimitars and have done since I was a little kid, but I've
never driven one.

Can I take it from your UKRMMA# that you're some distance from me?


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BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, Keeper of the TFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Noted. Can't remember which number we're up to now. I'll sort it this
evening.

 

Afaik, Perkins took the old 'O' series Maxi lump and dieselised it.
They turned out a nice engine that was capable of doing 250,000 miles
without breaking and which withstood a lot of abuse.

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Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

Uhurm... Ireland.

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Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

Again, checked with Parkers and they say it's a Pug lump.

The old Montego / Maestro lump was, however, a Perkins O-series.

 

<fx : Checks Newcastle-Belfast flight prices>

Can you pick me up from Belfast OK?

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BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, Keeper of the TFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Do you imagine stabbing people often?

 

Miserable pair of cunts.

 

There's several of us take pride in running shite old cars on a
shoestring, preferring to spend the real money on bikes. Having
consulted at least one other member of UKRM, it was deemed to be a sound
idea.

Seems several others have agreed.

You're just jealous, 'cos you can't join in ;-)