I think it's about time we had a new list.....

Ooops, replied earlier.

Number 14, anyway.

 

J-Reg 1.2 Nova, silver and gaffer tape. Cost £50.

 

Grimly Curmudgeon was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

No, he can't.

 

Dear Mr Pigwanker,

it has come to our attention that ukrm is not satisfying your
entertainment needs at this time.

Has it ever occurred to you that ukrm might not be here solely for
your benefit, and that some input from you might go some way to making
it more enjoyable?

No?

I didn't think so.
--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..62743../..14835.../..3157./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17
'^'

 

No. 15.

 

SteveH was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Heh. The really strange thing is that I don't qualify...

 

I take it you sold the Pug, then?

 

SteveH was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Nope, but it cost more than 500 quid...

Not *a lot* more, mind, but still...

 

Someone saw you coming ;-)

 

That's the crappy fuel tank straps. Mild steel mudtraps.

Mind you, I used to have a POS Marina in which I just turned the stereo
up louder whenever I heard a noise that shouldn't be there.
Got quite deafening in the end.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

Curses. He's back.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

Eh?

It's from Kurt Cobain's suicide note. Mind you he prolly stole it from
somewhere.

 

What noise was that? The SCREEEEEEETCCCCCCHHHH noise or the
KA-BOOOOOMMMM! noise?

 

Previously on usenet, said...

Probably a ukrm post.

--
Lozzo : The anti-Timo
ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3
BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, MIB#22, TCP#7,
ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9.
Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

 

Previously on usenet, said...

The clattering it made. It didn't fall out square IYSWIM, it kinda
tipped over and was bouncing. He waited a few minutes and then whopped
it back up with a bottle jack before bungeeing it into place for the
rest of the trip to work.

--
Lozzo : The anti-Timo
ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3
BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, MIB#22, TCP#7,
ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9.
Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

 

Wasn't something similar in the film Highlander? The baddie had his neck
stapled, carried a big sword and shouted "Better to burn in hell than to
fade away"

 

Huh?

Sorry, I thought you were still on about Kurt Cobain's suicide note. It was
the KA-BOOOOOMMMM! noise that confused me.

--
Platypus - (unreal)
VN800 Drifter, R80RT, Z200
DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11
BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15

 

Previously on usenet, Champ said...

First time I saw that line was on a Bloodrunners T-shirt

--
Lozzo : The anti-Timo
ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3
BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, MIB#22, TCP#7,
ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9.
Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

 

*ouch* why 'little shit'?

 

Well Ka-Boom *squelch* in that case I'd guess; where the squelch was
kurt's brains dripping off the wall or wherever they landed.