I scare children

While visiting a lady friend for tea and bickies we went out in
Ashford.

While sporting Shit Kicker boots, leather trousers and other scary
stuff including dark Buff and Oakley Monster Dog sunglasses no less
than two children ran away and started crying. I didn't do anything
to them, they just saw me and ran.

We then went out for a spot of afternoon shopping and visited a posh
duvet shop when some teenage girl turned and said to her
mother/guardian, "What's with The Terminator?" followed by her mother
giving me an evil look.

"Even The Terminator needs fresh bed linen, dear." Fucking chavs.

 

'Is that a Werthers Original in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see
me'

 

Welcome to my world. I do that to grown ups ;-)

LOL!

 

Excellent start, now you need a bike that makes children cry. WC will
help you out with that.

Still not scary enough for grown ups to keep their glares to themselves.

Get a scary mohawk, people will think you're too strange to bother you.

 

Dunno about the kids, but you scare the shit out of me.
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I think he sounds rather sweet.

Ali

 

That's just clearing the channel, dear.

 

Sorry Nick but LOL!

 

You evil sod, I just wasted half a glass of a rather decent Sauvignon
Blanc.

Ali

 

How scary was the lady friend?
She is the answer to the question "What's with The Terminator?"

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Muck

<points to Enfield>

And I have witnesses.

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Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

In theory, this needs to be turned into a list, but do we need another
list?

 

Excellent stuff, keep up the good work.



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As do I. What's more they were foreign children.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, sweller

You *always* have to go one better, don't you?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Not any more. I'm sensible now.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, sweller

All growed-up and everyfink?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

No. It's the effect of responsibility and not drinking.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, sweller

Good God man... I... I...

Well, I don't know what to say.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Oo er.

Bwahahahahahaha.