I rock.

The Tesco Value fruit pies I ordered from my supplier were delivered on
time, and to specification.

I rock.

 

says...

I had 4 pints at lunchtime.

I rock.

 

I'm off work until Monday, and I just mowed the back lawn in the
glorious sunshine..

I rock.

 

I just changed the master cylinder in my cage, I.......I'm too scared to
drive it now.

Si

 

I'm off work until the 14th, and I have copious amounts of beer and
drugs to consume.

I rock.

 

Tesco Value.. why....?

 

It's an oxymoron isn't it?

 

Maybe - i just find the price doesn't add up (pardon the pun).

ie how the hell can it be that cheap?

 

dwb wrote:

Opposite of ronseal innit:

"not exactly what it says on the packet"

 

For the manufactured stuff yes - but how do you 'cheapen' a potato, or an
apple?

 

SteveH will tell you more, no doubt, but it will be a combination of
less than A grade product, slave labour, cheap packaging, efficient
supply chain, and the ability to not need to make horrific profit on
some items, relying on other items and cost recutions to keep the
profits going upwards.

 

I've got a big, comfy chair with bow-shaped runners instead of feet.

I rock.

 

Speaking of which - who did your slash cut straight throughs?

I'm hoping to fix up the VS when my house sale goes through.

 

dwb says...

Some of the Tesco Value range are exceedingly good products at dirt
cheap prices, that's why.

 

Lozzo wrote:

Made by Mr Kipling then?

ps: check yer email

 

In between abusing people here, I've been wreaking abuse on the long
grass surrounding Pixie Central ... not to mention the abuse heaped
upon the petrol-powered but no-longer-driven mower.

I'm fucked.

 

Pip wrote:

Elly had the day off as well then?

 

I agree. Their Healthy Living line is a step in the right direction as well.
I'd rather shop at Tesco than Waitrose that's for sure fuckery.

 

I agree. Their Healthy Living line is a step in the right direction as well.
I'd rather shop at Tesco than Waitrose that's for sure fuckery.

 

When I go back to work on Monday,

I've decided to rock the boat....