I reckon the burd upstairs is a prossie

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Champ amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

She's black. HTH

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, dwb amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Actually, she is.

If I was of Jamaican origins I'm sure I'd find her desirable.

She's not a bad burd though, we get on ok.

 

On the contrary.. a good mate of mine reckons if it Flys, Fucks or Floats
you are a lot better off renting it.

 

"We walked out - tentacle in hand"

 

Bear scribbled on the back of a napkin:

Oi! can you please postpone the humour until this damn flu of mine has
gone away?

I had to laugh so hard that I could hardly breathe for a minute or so
afterwards...

 

Sometime around Sat, 07 May 2005 00:48:17 +0100, Bear babbled on about:

Noo, I tell my son always pay for sex(1) it is far cheaper in the long
run, the most memorable free sex I had cost me 100k+ in the long run(2)

(1) OK so I havent actually 'paid' for it IYKWIM.
(2) I did get two kids out of the relationship so this figure may go up.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Champ amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Like I said before, she got *no* fat on her, I mean practically zero and
she's got bigger muscles than most blokes.

If that sort of thing turns you on I'll pass your number to her.

 

Former Soviet Union shotputters (1), are very thin on the ground these days.

HTH

(1) All called Helga, and sporting enough facial hair to give the Kraut a
run for his money.

 

I can sell that sort of vid to some high-paying specialist sites

--
Veggie Dave
UKRMHRC#2 BOTAFOF#08
IQ 18 FILMS http://www.iq18films.com
Extreme Racing http://www.veggie-dave.co.uk
Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me

 

'You could tell the people did not understand
They went nudge nudge when we got on the bus'



--
Veggie Dave
UKRMHRC#2 BOTAFOF#08
IQ 18 FILMS http://www.iq18films.com
Extreme Racing http://www.veggie-dave.co.uk
Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me

 

Bear scribbled on the back of a napkin:

Slightly, but not much of the problems we discussed have actually been
sorted out.

At least they're far more interested in getting things done than
apportioning the blame. Well, it looks that way at the moment...

 

'Saying 'it's extra terrestrial - not like us
It's bad enough with another race
But **** me, a monster from outer space!'

--
Veggie Dave
UKRMHRC#2 BOTAFOF#08
IQ 18 FILMS http://www.iq18films.com
Extreme Racing http://www.veggie-dave.co.uk
Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me

 

<envious>

At the same time?

 

What colour is the vinyl of your Short Circuit?

 

Black, but my copy of the JCC single is orange and triangular

--
Veggie Dave
UKRMHRC#2 BOTAFOF#08
IQ 18 FILMS http://www.iq18films.com
Extreme Racing http://www.veggie-dave.co.uk
Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me

 

A friend of mine married [1] an East German former shotputter.


[1] Not married but lives with and has children.

 

Apparently blue (like mine) is very rare and worth billions. Apparently.

 

I didn't think anyone other than me even knew the record existed

--
Veggie Dave
UKRMHRC#2 BOTAFOF#08
IQ 18 FILMS http://www.iq18films.com
Extreme Racing http://www.veggie-dave.co.uk
Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me

 

"may" ! Ha, rely on it.

 

I suspect it may just be me and you [1].


[1] "Lots of things for us to do"