I reckon the burd upstairs is a prossie

She always goes out for about an hour, the other day she flashed me her
cleavage and this afternoon she went out, very well dressed, I might
add, in knee length boots with high heels and pointy toes.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Bear amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Hahaha!

I'm... I'm.. lost for words.

She's very lean and muscular. Not my type tbh but I've heard her
"getting feisty" upstairs quite often.

She's either .......

Oh, ****. I forget

<ASIDE> See what I mean

Anyway. She seems to be quite vocal at random times in the day.. Put it
like that.

Plus, the other thing is I've got to live here. If I even contemplated
giving her one, for rewards or otherwise, it could complicate things
beyond what my now comprehension will allow.

 

Compensation for not dobbing her in?

Could save you a fortune in toilet roll holders and plastic bags...

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Dan White amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

Dobbing her in?

Oh, perlease! Toilet roll holders!?

It's gotta be hand made, mate. Nothing else will do.

 

Grassing her up. Reporting her to the filth, etc etc.

Sorry, I only had your instructional video to go on.

 

Bear emerged from their own little world to say

[2] or child support agency

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Dan White amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

Nahhh.. She's a good sort. I mean she doesn't give me any grief and
apart from her kid running up and down until it gets bored, there's
nothing about her that'd piss me off that much tbh.

You're too kind.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Bear amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

I've never "paid" for sex. It depend what you want from it though. I
mean the giver is just after a shag, that's a given surely and the
receiver is just putting on an act; you'll never know if they liked it
or they were doing their job.

Fucking bitches.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, wessie amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Christ! I never know *which* one of the bloke she has round is the
father. I mean when I see her and she says "oh, his Dad" or whatever,
she forgets that she's told me that already, except it was with somebody
else.

The other night I heard a load of commotion going on and then a big slam
of the (main) front door. She ran out and chucked a load of what looked
like dustbin waste at this van that was making a hasty getaway at the
same time as shouting "bastard"

Hehe. Well. I suppose it takes all sorts, eh?

 

Care to expand on that? It's a slow night.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lady Nina amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

Expand on what, exactly?

 

Why you felt the need to put 'fucking bitches' - is it because it is
'just a job' to them?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lady Nina amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

I've never really liked a job that I had to do for money if that's what
you mean.

 

No, I just wanted to know what you meant but it's late, you're drunk
so I'm packing up the rods for the night.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lady Nina amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

Oh, kissy kissy.

Nunnight then.

xxxxxxx {{{{{{{{{huggzzzzzz}}}}}}}}

 

<shudder> could someone pass me the sick bucket please, then I'll be
needing large quantities of dettol and a stiff scrubbing brush.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lady Nina amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

Don't bother with a bucket, love. just puke on the floor

 

I really wouldn't suggest a career in detection awaits you... but then it's
possible the Met would hire you

 

She's probably attractive - HTH.