I only fell off twice (FBOTY)

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Feb 25, 2004.

  1. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    It was very icy, I have a 25 mile trip into work and I was late setting
    off, that's my excuse. No visible damage to the SOCB250RS, but would I
    have noticed anyway? No damage to rider, except possibly to vocal chords
    through laughing about it.

    It doesn't class as *the* FBOTY, but it's my FBOTY IYSWIM.

    --
    Lozzo : The anti-Timo
    ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CB250RS (the ice-racer)
    BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, two#49(suspended), MIB#22, TCP#7,
    ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
    BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9.
    Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
    http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK.
    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
     
    Lozzo, Feb 25, 2004
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    ferret Guest

    I blame the concussion...
     
    ferret, Feb 25, 2004
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  3. Lozzo wrote
    Having a little trouble with our balance today are we?

    Haven't had a bang on the head or anything like that at all recently
    have you?
     
    steve auvache, Feb 25, 2004
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  4. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Previously on usenet, steve auvache said...
    The first was about 2 miles from the house, the next was approx 20 miles
    from home. I'd just ridden along 5 miles of solid ice, was coming down a
    steep hill to a T junction at around 15 mph, I let off the throttle and
    the bike went sideways on the ice. I put a foot down and pretty much
    stayed upright, the bike slid down the hill and into the middle of the
    junction. Both times I picked the bike up and just rode away.

    I loves SOBs, today was the best reason for keeping one in the stable.
     
    Lozzo, Feb 25, 2004
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  5. Lozzo wrote
    Coincidence then? Fine, I'll say no more.
    You ain't wrong there bro.
     
    steve auvache, Feb 25, 2004
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  6. Lozzo

    Muck Guest

    The very reason why I ride a SNB CG125[1].

    [1]Shite new bike.
     
    Muck, Feb 25, 2004
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  7. Lozzo

    Alan.T.Gower Guest


    There, there Mr Lozzo. Take two of these pills and go back to bed.

    BTW, we haven't had a FBOTY yet have we? Unless I've missed something.
     
    Alan.T.Gower, Feb 26, 2004
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  8. Lozzo

    'Hog Guest

    I've always thought that a proper trials bike with some decent seat foam
    would be great for this sort of fun.
     
    'Hog, Feb 26, 2004
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  9. Is gravity working harder round you at the moment, or something?
    Falling doors, falling off bikes...

    you're not up the duff are you? That makes you clumsy and get wider
    round the middle...the signs are there!
     
    Power Grainger, Feb 26, 2004
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  10. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Previously on usenet, Power Grainger said...
    If I'd had a good shag recently I'd be inclined to agree. I'm thinking
    of changing my name to Auvache

    --
    Lozzo : The anti-Timo
    ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3
    BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, MIB#22, TCP#7,
    ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
    BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9.
    Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
    http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK.
    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
     
    Lozzo, Feb 26, 2004
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  11. Lozzo wrote
    Look just because your name is Auvache doesn't mean it don't get offered
    just that you are to stupid to notice a come on when it is offered.

    Today was a perfect example: I didn't realise until far too long after
    the event but this afternoon I had it all but laid on a plate complete
    with chips and gravy and I walked away from it.



    [1] I'll say it, you lot don't have to.

    Auvache you are one stupid **** at times and a total one at others.
     
    steve auvache, Feb 26, 2004
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  12. Lozzo

    'Hog Guest

    Eh? I thought you were winching
     
    'Hog, Feb 26, 2004
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  13. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Previously on usenet, 'Hog said...
    Whatever the **** is that? Talk English, man.

    I have a burd, but she's been away on business in another part of the
    world. Only just got back.


    --
    Lozzo : The anti-Timo
    ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3
    BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, MIB#22, TCP#7,
    ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
    BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9.
    Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
    http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK.
    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
     
    Lozzo, Feb 26, 2004
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  14. Perhaps her surname is Tirfor?

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Feb 26, 2004
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