I need some cleanings tips and advice.

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by CleaningTips, Jun 22, 2007.

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    CleaningTips Guest

    Me and my buddy made a website called www.CleaningTips.com, its
    basically a free forum and free blog driven web site dedicated as a
    source people can goto to find out how to clean and remove stains from
    pretty much anything. Problem is, as of yet, you couldn't find out how
    to clean anything right now cause the site is new and no one has found
    it yet.

    We don't know enough about cleaning and tips and tricks to really fill
    the site. Were looking to get more useful content so that the website
    eventually shows up in search results.

    If anyone here is interested, visit www.CleaningTips.com/forum.html,
    and if there is anything you could add to the site please feel free to
    do so. Email me () if you find anything that could
    improve the site or if something doesn't seem to be working properly.
     
    CleaningTips, Jun 22, 2007
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    Cyborg 0091 Guest

    To get unset stickflex silicon off brillant new paint work,that was
    about to get buffed and polished,you need straight detergent.
    Don't go near the hot water,it is a fucking disaster.
    I would be interested how other people remove this stuff,I relize one
    should not have the stuff near paint to start with however shit happens.

    Nope never read the container instructions
     
    Cyborg 0091, Jun 22, 2007
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    Cyborg 0091 Guest

    Have another,plaster board dust from floor boards,floor was white like
    snow,took me ages to work out how to get this stuff out,was brooming
    away hours getting no where,
    Hit it with 120psi from your air compression.
    Am sure people will need this tip every day they live.
     
    Cyborg 0091, Jun 22, 2007
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    Cyborg 0091 Guest

    Someone was telling me you have to be a fully qualified cleaner to clean
    stuff these days,something like 8 years of uni. and 10mil in public
    liability.

    This could be one of those black market profession's on a website.
    Bit like turbo charging the 200w electric scooter.
     
    Cyborg 0091, Jun 22, 2007
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    Cyborg 0091 Guest

    Arhh I have questionable content,
    Never known anyone to remove this stuf sucessfully,worse than 10 day old
    dead people.

    Cat Shit,how dose one remove this stuff?

    I have 4 cats ,Princess,Pumpkin,Boy and also Girl all of which have
    toliet traning problems.
    Pumpkin is ok,unless he gets locked inside.
    Princess is questionable,somtimes she dose somtimes she dose not,she
    normally spews.
    Girl is ok,unless she is scared
    Boy is terrible,he shits and spews.

    This stuff hangs around for years no matter what.

    Need a fix on this one,for over 15 years I haved tried numerous
    things,the smell always stays.
    Help?
     
    Cyborg 0091, Jun 22, 2007
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    Peter Guest

    Get a big mad dog.

    :p
     
    Peter, Jun 22, 2007
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    Peter Guest

    Use soda water to clean blood from a carpeted floor. Add tabasco sauce
    before starting to clean out all the people from the room.

    :p
     
    Peter, Jun 22, 2007
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    James Guest

    Ever heard the saying "As mean as cat shit"...I guess thats why :)
    James
     
    James, Jun 22, 2007
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    AA Guest

    I need to know how to clean crap like this from aus.aviation
    Now, piss off.
     
    AA, Jun 22, 2007
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    Toosmoky Guest

    Funny timing. This morning I woke up to a house smelling of cat piss.
    Fuckin' cats must have peed on the front door.

    I plan to get some cat traps from the council, then drop the fuckin'
    cats off at the pound. Fuckin' cat owners should learn to keep their
    fuckin' cats within their own boundaries.

    I might just gaff the cats to the fence of the nearest big dog owner...
     
    Toosmoky, Jun 23, 2007
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    Yeebok Guest

    let me get this straight. you've got a half-arsed website with no
    content .. and you want a bunch of bikers to tell you how to get icing
    out of your doilies and tea cosies ?

    Dickhead.
     
    Yeebok, Jun 23, 2007
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    justAL Guest

    Cleaning in the nooks and crannys of you bike, car, etc?
    Use a good wash and buy a toilet brush.

    justAL
     
    justAL, Jun 23, 2007
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    ant Guest

    Easy. You shoot the cat, and bury it.
    No more cat shit.
     
    ant, Jun 23, 2007
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  14. Find where they have sprayed and drench it with under arm de-odorant & anti
    perspirant ( make sure it contains Activated Aluminium Chlorohydrate)

    If you cant find the the exact spot spray in the general area you detect the
    smell.
     
    Neverheardofhim, Jun 24, 2007
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  15. That depends on how hot or cold it is. If it is hot, 10 days is enough to
    have got past the bloat stage, in other words bacteria and alike have eaten
    enough to cause enough gas to pressurise the remains and it pops thus
    releasing fluids.
    Quite often it is the audible pop and the ensuing smell that alerts
    neighbours.
    Now if you are lucky they may died in bed and you haven't got there too late
    and every thing (well almost ) is in the matress except for a bit of fluid
    which has leaked on the floor.
    Two pieces of lead around a few of grams each travelling at even sub-sonic
    will do at close range. They should do the job. Do allot of local wildlife a
    big favour too.
     
    Neverheardofhim, Jun 24, 2007
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  16. Freezing them first helps, be very carefull of the crochet edges and don't
    use hot water as this may cook any egg content in the icing.

    I hope this helps.
    Now you need to sit down and have a nice cup of tea.
     
    Neverheardofhim, Jun 24, 2007
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    Dave Kearton Guest

    An excellent idea, coupled with a high speed camera at the muzzle, to
    catch Tibbles' facial expression as she goes for the ride of her life.


    "Take a dump in my shoe now, you bastard."
     
    Dave Kearton, Jun 24, 2007
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    Toosmoky Guest

    Trebuchet.
     
    Toosmoky, Jun 24, 2007
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    bikerbetty Guest

    poor little flying kitties :-( You're all so mean!!!

    betty the cat-lover
     
    bikerbetty, Jun 24, 2007
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    Toosmoky Guest

    I love cats too. They taste like chicken...
     
    Toosmoky, Jun 24, 2007
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